In the days following the big press conferences at E3 this year, we’re finally able to make a determination about who won the show, but first some analysis.
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Format: Video Game Style: First Person Shooter Publisher: Activision The original GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 stands alongside such games as Doom as one of the originators of the first person shooter craze. Despite being a licensed title, it was one of the truly must-own games for the N64 and along with Mariokart 64, it
My wife and I got our tax return in early this year and thanks to our horde of dependents, the government kindly returned what appears to be more than we paid in. What else was left to do but piss away our new found wealth on video games along with both of the current portable
Platform: PS3 [reviewed]/360/PC Developer: Bioware Genre: Sci-fi RPG/Cover Based Shooter In Mass Effect 3, we see the conclusion of Commander Sheppard’s story as he or she attempts to bring together all the races of the galaxy for one last final battle in the war against the sentient machines known as the Reapers. This time the
Nintendo is always trying to figure out what the next big hit will be, and next time they just might have it figured out. The new controller for the Wii U console has a camera built right into it. How will this translate into better games? :( = Stop production :) = Print more.
Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii
New Years, New Tears. Or so the saying goes. That’s why we’re here. Making sure those tears are tears of pure joy, rather than dripping stains of sorrow. Read beyond the break to guide your tears into the proper category this year, as we take a look at what to look at for the next
It’s the end of the year and like every other ‘publication’ on the planet, we’re going to be providing you with lists of our ‘favorite’ media of the year. Starting things off is the top five games of the year. With no further segue, here they are:
Platform: PS3 Developer: Team Ico Style: Action Adventure Two of the most critically acclaimed games from the last console generation have been remade in HD and packaged on one blu-ray disc. This is a perfect example of “just because the critics say it’s good doesn’t mean it is.”
Can you believe this shit that is definately happening? ‘Big Vlad’ Putin and ‘The Sphinx’ himself, Barack Obama are conspiring to assassinate congressman and 2012 presidential candidate Ron Paul, the only hope for the great nation of the United States of “fuck yea” America. Under immense political pressure to continue his reign over America, Obama has
Composer: Koji Kondo Genre: Classical/Video Game Score Format: Compact Disc For fans of the Legend of Zelda series, the decision to purchase the latest game, Skyward Sword (official Tears of Time review forthcoming) was a simple one. But what may have gotten lost in the shuffle on launch day was an audio CD included with
Genre: Generic First Person Shooter Publisher: Electronic Arts Developer: Nintendo of America In Modern Warfare 3, you shoot all of the things. If there is a thing on screen and you aren’t shooting it, then it’s probably just a static part of the setting. Don’t think about using your brain to solve puzzles or timing
Herman Cain’s new “9-9-9″ plan for taxes came directly from his stint as the mayor of Sim City. Maybe he has some political experience after all?
It was announced today that Sony’s PS Vita 3G would have a 20 MB download cap, similar to it’s Japanese counterpart. The utterly preposterous download cap serves to gimp the device’s functionality in a way that makes it completely obsolete. See, Sony is also selling a non-3G device (both of which support wifi downloads) for
Developer: Bethesda Softworks Platform: PS3 Genre: First Person Action Role Playing Shooter Fallout is a series I had never even heard of until the 3rd iteration hit modern consoles and PCs in 2008. I never played it but I watched a friend of mine play it. It made me sick to my stomach to even
Valve’s Contest for Fan Videos of the National’s Exile Vilify Parties Involved: Valve, The National, the writers & artists of Lab Rat, and YouTube users babeone1 & MikeMov89Portal2 Type: Contest of Fan Artwork First, some back-story: