Everyone is abuzz wondering what the new iPhone 5 will be like in anticipation of tomorrow’s announcement, but you can read about the features early in this Tears of Time exclusive. Through our anonymous sources inside of Apple, we have been alerted to highly detailed specifications of the iPhone 5. We have a deep understanding
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Review: iPad 3
Device: Handheld Tablet Computer Manufacturer: Apple Worth It?: Not Really Apple recently released the iPad 3 to much fanfare from the elitist press (who get these things for free) and they all loved it for some reason. Despite stories of the thing running very hot in one corner and their propensity to cost over $700,
Boycott Apple, But Not Because of Foxconn
If your head is up your ass like most Apple product owners, you probably haven’t heard about Foxconn, the Taiwanese company that is responsible for manufacturing several of the components in Apple products, among other things. Apparently working conditions are so harsh there that people have to sign agreements not to kill themselves as their
Steve Jobs: Sociopath
Despite all of the fond memories, condolences, and blatant attempts at being relevant amongst their peers that flooded the internet and various other lesser media in the weeks since Steve Jobs died, most of it is completely unfounded. He made his career by stealing ideas from Intel, IBM, Xerox, and that was just in the
Apple iOS 5: 200 New Features Android Already Has
Apple has released an update to their needlessly popular Apple devices. This update brings 200 new features to compatible devices, none of which are Flash. The features they do include however, are simply amazing. A new notification center has been stolen quite blatantly from android, in classic Jobs style. You’re sure he’s dead? The rest
DEAD: Steve Jobs
Apple stock drops 10,000 points.
Today’s Bullshit: Apple iPhone 4S
Today Apple announced to the world their long awaited follow up to the iPhone 4, the iPhone 4S. Rather than call it the device the iPhone 5, they’ve decided to just tack an arbitrary letter to the end of the old device and re-brand it with some bullshit internal upgrades that no one needed. An

















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