With heavy hearts, we bid farewell to our beloved Rick Santorum and his confused attitudes towards everything that America stands for. We wish him the best and hope that he can fill our lives with mirth and wonderment in 4 years when he nostalgically mistakes his small successes in the 2012 campaign for general interest
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CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game
Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
The End Times, Yo
Yo so I was chillin’ with the brosephs and brosephines over behind the liquor store, just passin’ the blunt, poppin’ off shots in the air when I overheard some lady talking about “The End Times.” I ain’t read the Bible, but I think I saw something about this in an Arnold Schwarzeneger movie. Shit kinda
1st Caucus Over, Let the Spin Party Begin!
Now that Perry and Bachmann have dropped like flies and Huntsman didn’t even care about the result, we’re now in the inevitable time of post-Iowa Caucus spin. There was a 3 way split between Iowa Republicans and many publications are already calling for a Santorum victory as president despite the fact that he only beat
CNN Lies To Viewers: Mitt Romney “Back On Top”
CNN recently released results from a poll in Iowa showing Mitt Romney in the number one spot, Ron Paul slipping to second, and for some reason Rick Santorum notching out Newt Gingrich for third. What they don’t tell you however is that the numbers haven’t changed at all, only the selection of people polled has
Bachmann, Huntsman, and Santorum Drop Out of the GOP Primaries
Super Update: Newt Gingrich has also failed to properly submit his application for the Virginia Primary. Only former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Texas Congressman Ron Paul now qualify for the Virginia vote. Update: Apparently Rick Perry failed to correctly apply to be on the ballot so he has also been disqualified from further rounds. In a
















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