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Former Top Bachmann Supporter Now Supports Paul

Published by in 2012, politics on December 29th, 2011

Like a rat jumping from a sinking ship, Kent Sorenson has left Michelle Bachmann’s campaign in favor of the far superior Ron Paul. Realizing he was supporting a woman and a pterodactyl, Sorenson hopped on the Paul bandwagon due to his points of “being awesome” and “not being a flying dinosaur.” A woman who’s only

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Ron Paul Takes the Lead, Gets Backlash from Fools Despite Massive Populatiry

Published by in 2012, politics on December 21st, 2011

Amid turmoil in the republican party, Congressman Ron Paul has finally taken the forefront due to his $4.3 million (and counting) money bomb that started last week and continues to push ever higher as the first primary elections approach. Naturally his haters gonna hate and republican party leaders are finally addressing him with slanderous remarks

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OUT: Herman Cain

Published by in 2012, cuisine, politics on December 3rd, 2011

With his head held high, Herman Cain returns to the pizza kitchen to cook up his plan for 2016. Considering this race was nothing more than an elaborate ad for Godfather’s Pizza, Cain was rather successful. God bless.

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Obama Locates Lost Country of Irag.

Published by in Breaking News on November 7th, 2011

In a press release today President Obama let slip his plans for the new nation of Irag. Ready to take its place where Iraq currently resides, Irag will usher in a new era of Israeli controlled land. The name “Irag” is clearly referring to the rags Iranians wear on there heads. A smart move for

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Romney out of race for 2012 presidency

Published by in 2012, politics on October 7th, 2011

During his speech today, media darling and GOP “front runner”, Mitt Romney admitted “I am not your president.”

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