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Scorsese + Clinton + HBO = Something Your Liberal Co-Workers Will Discuss Loudly

Legendary filmmaker Martin Scorsese is partnering with HBO to produce and direct a documentary about Bill Clinton with the former president’s full support and assistance. The program is expected to be similar to last year’s 41 which chronicled the presidency of George H. W. Bush. As to be expected from HBO and Bill Clinton, the

Obama Wins, The Machine Keeps on Spinning

After you had no effect whatsoever on the election, Obama has retained the keys to the kingdom for another 4 years, and Mitt Romney’s carcass has been dragged through the streets of Washington DC in ritualistic celebration. All of the praying that religious conservatives did had absolutely no effect. All of the trendy social media

Former Top Bachmann Supporter Now Supports Paul

Like a rat jumping from a sinking ship, Kent Sorenson has left Michelle Bachmann’s campaign in favor of the far superior Ron Paul. Realizing he was supporting a woman and a pterodactyl, Sorenson hopped on the Paul bandwagon due to his points of “being awesome” and “not being a flying dinosaur.” A woman who’s only

Ron Paul Takes the Lead, Gets Backlash from Fools Despite Massive Populatiry

Amid turmoil in the republican party, Congressman Ron Paul has finally taken the forefront due to his $4.3 million (and counting) money bomb that started last week and continues to push ever higher as the first primary elections approach. Naturally his haters gonna hate and republican party leaders are finally addressing him with slanderous remarks

OUT: Herman Cain

With his head held high, Herman Cain returns to the pizza kitchen to cook up his plan for 2016. Considering this race was nothing more than an elaborate ad for Godfather’s Pizza, Cain was rather successful. God bless.

Obama Locates Lost Country of Irag.

In a press release today President Obama let slip his plans for the new nation of Irag. Ready to take its place where Iraq currently resides, Irag will usher in a new era of Israeli controlled land. The name “Irag” is clearly referring to the rags Iranians wear on there heads. A smart move for

Romney out of race for 2012 presidency

During his speech today, media darling and GOP “front runner”, Mitt Romney admitted “I am not your president.”

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