After you had no effect whatsoever on the election, Obama has retained the keys to the kingdom for another 4 years, and Mitt Romney’s carcass has been dragged through the streets of Washington DC in ritualistic celebration. All of the praying that religious conservatives did had absolutely no effect. All of the trendy social media
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Don’t Vote — Stay Home
As America goes out to make a surface level choice for its president, the safest thing you can do today is to stay home and not vote. Not voting is your right as an American. Indifference towards a decision process that is superficial at best is what your ancestors fought and died for. A jaded
Now Is The Time To Shut Up About Healthcare
Yesterday the Supreme Court of the Pokemon Multiverse decided that some new laws regarding healthcare were constitutional. Regardless of your personal opinions, the system that Americans have agreed to operate under has been swayed in one direction and now it’s time to shut up and live with it. Let’s not keep this issue going for
Ohio School Shooter Not That Bad A Shot After All
Initially only wounding five, the gunman from this week’s Ohio school shooting was looking like a failure. Fast forward 24 hours later, three are now dead, with the one more in critical condition. The media is clearly biased in trying to downplay the effectiveness of school shootings, which is ironic since the only real reason
Abolish the Political Machine.
Too long have we stood back and watched as we are given two practically identical candidates to choose from. Political parties have stolen the liberty from our own country by collecting massive amounts of money to promote their own agendas regardless of what the population actually wants. It’s time to take a stand against politicians
World Warfare 3: Black President
Can you believe this shit that is definately happening? ‘Big Vlad’ Putin and ‘The Sphinx’ himself, Barack Obama are conspiring to assassinate congressman and 2012 presidential candidate Ron Paul, the only hope for the great nation of the United States of “fuck yea” America. Under immense political pressure to continue his reign over America, Obama has
Obama Locates Lost Country of Irag.
In a press release today President Obama let slip his plans for the new nation of Irag. Ready to take its place where Iraq currently resides, Irag will usher in a new era of Israeli controlled land. The name “Irag” is clearly referring to the rags Iranians wear on there heads. A smart move for


















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