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Today’s Bullshit: This Isn’t News

Published by in Today's Bullshit on April 26th, 2012

Apparently there’s all of these allegations against members of the Secret Service about them having sex with strippers and prostitutes. Why is this news? I’m not even going to link to the article about it because this kind of thing is a complete non-issue. The only reason I’m even talking about it is because the

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Today’s Bullshit: This Writer Should Be Pun-ished

Published by in politics, Today's Bullshit on March 19th, 2012

I don’t care who this person is, how respected they are in the journalism industry, what they were writing about, or how relevant this story is to the future of the free world: when you write terrible puns in your headlines, you deserve to be pun-ished. The pun in my headline is only there because

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Eight Dead in Seal Beach Shooting

Published by in Breaking News on October 13th, 2011

Some one down in some bumfuck town near L.A. is shooting people dead outside of a beauty salon. Their reason is undisclosed at this time, but what is known is that eight people are dead. One more has Battle Damage™ and is headed off to some local hospital. That kinda sucks I guess. The assassin

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Review: Yahoo News

Published by in review, tech on August 17th, 2011

Yahoo News Classification: News Website Real Classification: Pointless Non-Stories Read By Bored Losers Who Use Yahoo As Their Homepage For Some Reason When it comes to being informed about things other people are doing, I generally don’t give a shit. To put it plainly, the rest of the world can kiss my ass. I’m not

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YouTube Round Up: SNES

Published by in extra, YouTube Round Up on August 11th, 2011

YouTube Round Up is an infrequently posted feature where we show off some of our favorite YouTube videos. This video is awesome. Basically it proves that news organizations, parents, and generally everyone over the age of 40 (at the time) just don’t understand video games, regardless of the era in which the games debuted. It’s

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