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Christian Music Sucks

Published by in faith, music on June 18th, 2012

If you’ve never listened to contemporary Christian music, you’re not missing out. For some reason I keep finding myself surrounded by the stuff, and it’s obviously complete garbage. This isn’t merely due to the subject matter, though Jesus is a large factor. This isn’t a discussion of Christian music being bad because of its lyrical

TLC To Ask For Cash Too with Digital Lisa “Left Eye” Holo-pes

In the wake of the buzz surrounding Holo-Pac, the Me-Toos of musical irrelevance are beginning to pour out of the woodwork, sparked first by 90s female R&B trio TLC.  What we have here is a case of people who have been unable to find a hit in a decade jumping on a bandwagon simply because

Jokesmith Divorces Sing-Lady

A world still retching from their unholy union now can merely dry heave out a sigh of relief as Douche Bag and Walking Tits announce that they are splitting forces despite the staggering amount of minutes they were together. With this shocking realization, the world can now talk about them another time while soaking up

Tears of Time’s Top Five Albums of the Year: 2011 Award Special

Published by in music on December 27th, 2011

2011 was a great year for video games, but not the best year for music. While other forms of art are experiencing some of their most exciting periods in recent memory, this seems to be the twilight years of popular music. The trash of humanity like Amy Winehouse are picked up from the gutter, dusted

Spotify to Get 3rd Party Support

Like streaming your music from Spotify? Well, get ready for Angry Birds in your music. Or something. I’m not really sure what any of this means, but if the internet continues its trend of inbreeding, we’ll soon Xzibit memes in our Xzibit memes.

Review: Google Music

Developer: Google Type: Cloud-Based Music Platform Success: ??? I listen to a lot of music. Or at least I used to before I had so much of it that carrying around hundreds of CDs or an externa hard drive (or even a separate device dedicated to music such as an iPod) became cumbersome for me.

Stop Trying to Make People Register for Dumb Shit

Published by in music, tech on August 9th, 2011

What makes a company think that anonymous internet users are interested in registering for accounts for things just to vote in stupid popularity contests? I might actually be interested in supporting a musician or other artist, but to force me to give you my email address so that you can market things to me later

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