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Windows 8 Has 1300 Apps — Who Cares?

Published by in tech on November 8th, 2012

The lumbering, archaic dinosaur known as Microsofticus Windows8pien is proud to announce that it has 1300 apps. Most of them are Calculator.

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E3 Debriefing + Who Won

Published by in Breaking News, games on June 7th, 2012

In the days following the big press conferences at E3 this year, we’re finally able to make a determination about who won the show, but first some analysis.

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Bing is Adding Social Media to Searches, Will Kill Us All

Published by in tech on May 12th, 2012

Hey everyone, have you heard that there’s some browser called Bing? It’s new, it’s cool, it’s got all the shit that your boring old Google can’t do! Bing does what Google don’t! At least that’s what Microsoft wants you to think.

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Nintendo’s Wii U: Failure to Launch

Published by in games on January 27th, 2012

Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii

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Six Xboxs Actually Send You Back In Time

Next Xbox to be Six Times as Powerful.

Published by in games, tech on January 25th, 2012

Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)

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Dear Internet, You’re Retarded

Published by in tech on October 12th, 2011

According to Microsoft and CNN.com, you’re officially retarded if you use a computer and you get a virus on it.  It’s your fault.  You’re to blame.  It’s not the fault of the malicious assholes who are writing software posing as media that you’re trying to download.  It’s your fault for trying to download it in

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