The lumbering, archaic dinosaur known as Microsofticus Windows8pien is proud to announce that it has 1300 apps. Most of them are Calculator.
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In the days following the big press conferences at E3 this year, we’re finally able to make a determination about who won the show, but first some analysis.
Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii
Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)
According to Microsoft and CNN.com, you’re officially retarded if you use a computer and you get a virus on it. It’s your fault. You’re to blame. It’s not the fault of the malicious assholes who are writing software posing as media that you’re trying to download. It’s your fault for trying to download it in