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Christian Music Sucks

Published by in faith, music on June 18th, 2012

If you’ve never listened to contemporary Christian music, you’re not missing out. For some reason I keep finding myself surrounded by the stuff, and it’s obviously complete garbage. This isn’t merely due to the subject matter, though Jesus is a large factor. This isn’t a discussion of Christian music being bad because of its lyrical

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Hipster Jesus Reminds You To Suffer

Published by in faith, hats off on March 4th, 2012

Rather than give up something for lent, a “hip” or “urban” pastor is busy convincing his followers to get Jesus themed tattoos. I guess these people actually are giving something up, their money.

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Your Jesus is a Lie

Published by in faith on December 25th, 2011

Everything you’ve built your life up to revolving around Jesus is a lie, therefore your whole life is a lie. A lie built on lies. Jesus was never born, nor was he crucified, nor was he god reborn, nor was he dying for anyone’s sins. Sins don’t exist.

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How You Are Helping Bring Back Jesus

Published by in faith, finance, money, politics on October 17th, 2011

There’s this rather insane group of people around today, who claim they can bring back Jesus. All they have to do is help some poor pathetic people capture some land. How this is supposed to bring back Jesus is beyond me. And the people who have to occupy the land are Jews. Since when do

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Today’s Bullshit: Jesus Helped Operate On Herman Cain

Published by in faith, politics, Today's Bullshit on October 8th, 2011

In Herman Cain’s recently released biography, one part stands out. Jesus watched over him, as a nurse I guess, while he had surgery to remove cancer. The surgeon cut a piece of his colon out in the shape of a “J”. This shape was clearly directly influenced by Jesus, and therefor a reminder to Cain

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Review: Prince of Peace

Published by in faith, review on August 8th, 2011

Prince of Peace Artist: Harry Anderson Copyright: Review and Herald Publishing Co., 1961 I was at a person’s house today that had all sorts of religious paraphernalia surrounding their home like a noose made from rosaries. It was kind of unsettling, but I generally just go with the flow in situations like this, letting anyone

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