There he goes, just riding that jet ski. Always looking back at you while he rides away. He’s been here already. By the time you’ve even seen him, he’s off to some new waters. He is everywhere.
Your Brain Is Useful, At Last.
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Like streaming your music from Spotify? Well, get ready for Angry Birds in your music. Or something. I’m not really sure what any of this means, but if the internet continues its trend of inbreeding, we’ll soon Xzibit memes in our Xzibit memes.
Saucy tabloid rag The Wall Street Journal reported today (via the Associated Press) that cable companies are trying to roll out a new system to give poor kids high speed internet for $10/month. This is all done beneath the shroud of charity, saying that children need access to broadband in order to educate themselves. La-de-fucking-da.
According to Microsoft and CNN.com, you’re officially retarded if you use a computer and you get a virus on it. It’s your fault. You’re to blame. It’s not the fault of the malicious assholes who are writing software posing as media that you’re trying to download. It’s your fault for trying to download it in