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Zuckerberg Family Stands in Kitchen, World Reacts

Published by in tech on December 26th, 2012

Mark Zuckerberg’s sister Randi Zuckerberg clearly hasn’t been using the internet for very long if she is upset by one of her recent photos making the rounds of the internet yesterday. After posting a photo of her family to her Facebook page and setting the privacy so that only friends could see it, a friend

Facebook & Instagram Just Want to Piss Off Everybody

Published by in 2012, tech on December 18th, 2012

If the impending apocalypse hasn’t gotten you fired up yet, you can instead look forward to the forthcoming tech-pocalypse. In a wham-bam two pronged attack on its users, Facebook and Facebook owned Instagram have decided that their efforts at pissing off every single person on the planet need to be doubled down. Call it a

Microsoft Tries Its Hand at Social Networking, Fails Before It Begins

Published by in tech on December 5th, 2012

Not content to let Google own the least relevant social network, Microsoft has launched a disgustingly named service of its own. Socl (not a typo) is the Windows platform holder’s latest attempt at relevancy in an increasingly Windowless world. Clearly Microsoft is enjoying butting its head against a wall by attempting to take on Facebook

Google is Merging All of Its Services

Published by in tech on November 27th, 2012

In the wake of Google’s first good idea in a long time of combining Google Drive with Gmail attachments, Google has eclipsed this news with the announcement that two other services that no one actually uses will be combined — this time, it’s Google Play and Google+. The goal is to remove anonymity from the

Facebook Stock Drops to Half of IPO in First Three Months, Other Half Expected to Drop Soon

It’s been 3 months since Facebook’s initial public offering saw a bunch of people swindled out of their money while making Bono a billionaire (well, maybe he’s only a 500 millionaire now). And with the 3 month mark comes news that the stock is now valued at about $19, otherwise known as half of the

GM Stops Advertising on Facebook, Exposes Social Media Economic Bubble

Published by in tech on May 15th, 2012

In a move that surprises absolutely no one, General Motors has stopped running ads on Facebook due to the fact that 0.00% of the population of Facebook users have ever clicked on an ad. Now, this advertising halt is probably mostly because of the fact that GM is bankrupt, but when viewed along with other

Bing is Adding Social Media to Searches, Will Kill Us All

Published by in tech on May 12th, 2012

Hey everyone, have you heard that there’s some browser called Bing? It’s new, it’s cool, it’s got all the shit that your boring old Google can’t do! Bing does what Google don’t! At least that’s what Microsoft wants you to think.

If You Don’t Like Something, Change It…or At Least Try to Get Your Way By Bitching Until People Listen

Published by in games, music, tv on March 20th, 2012

Apparently if you bitch hard enough in this country, people will just change anything they’re doing to meet your criteria. Throw away integrity, artistic license, unbridled creativity, or free speech and free markets. If you’re a content creator, just go ahead and give up on the idea that when you put something out there for

Facebook: Stepping Forward by Stepping Backward

Published by in tech on March 5th, 2012

Today, Facebook has unveiled it’s newest piece of shit in its ongoing struggle to make everyone’s lives miserable. The Facebook Messenger. Now you can chat with your friends from the comfort of an external program that doesn’t take up a whole tab in your web browser. < sarcasm >This is completely revolutionary!< / sarcasm >

Today’s Bullshit: Google’s New Privacy Policy

If you’ve been watching this site or just reading up on any sort of tech news lately, you’ve no doubt noticed that Google and Facebook are in an eternal struggle for control of the internet. They’ve been rapidly updating their site designs as well as their policies in order to out do each other, but

Always Advertisements, Yeah!

Published by in 2012, tech on December 21st, 2011

Like advertisements? Get ready to enjoy all of your favorite ads, custom tailored to an ongoing 5-year study of your habits as Facebook will begin integrating advertisements right into your Newsfeed. Now with eerie precision, advertisers will be able to directly target your interests based on the history of things you like, mention, link to,

Facebook: Zuck My Timeline

Published by in tech on December 15th, 2011

In the never ending war for the spot of Top Site On the Internet, Facebook is finally forcing everyone to convert to their new Timeline bullshit. You know how this works: it’s the same old website you’re used to except everything is arbitrarily moved around and looks different, just to fuck with you.

There He Goes, Just Riding That Jet Ski

Published by in tech on December 6th, 2011

There he goes, just riding that jet ski. Always looking back at you while he rides away. He’s been here already. By the time you’ve even seen him, he’s off to some new waters. He is everywhere.

Google, Please Stop Your Incessant Updating

Published by in tech on November 30th, 2011

Enough is enough, Google.

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