The Library of Congress has announced that they are continuing their efforts with Twitter to archive every little piece of bullshit the site’s users have generated over the last 6 years. But rather than storing the 133 TB of data on conventional means such as, oh, I dunno, a server with 133 TB of storage
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I don’t care who this person is, how respected they are in the journalism industry, what they were writing about, or how relevant this story is to the future of the free world: when you write terrible puns in your headlines, you deserve to be pun-ished. The pun in my headline is only there because
If you’ve been watching this site or just reading up on any sort of tech news lately, you’ve no doubt noticed that Google and Facebook are in an eternal struggle for control of the internet. They’ve been rapidly updating their site designs as well as their policies in order to out do each other, but
Amid turmoil in the republican party, Congressman Ron Paul has finally taken the forefront due to his $4.3 million (and counting) money bomb that started last week and continues to push ever higher as the first primary elections approach. Naturally his haters gonna hate and republican party leaders are finally addressing him with slanderous remarks
What follows is a list of things that people really wanted to get for Christmas 10 to 40 years ago. Now people’s taste has evolved, but big box retailers and online stores haven’t caught up with what’s popular, attempting to advertise these formerly badass gifts to an uncaring public.
Vampires: Check Werewolves: Check Twilight: Sucks So supposedly you can’t just walk up the midnight showing of Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Pt. 1) and just get tickets. But my roommate and I (avg age 28) decided to do just that. I don’t know why we thought going to a theater with thousands of screaming pre-teens
In Herman Cain’s recently released biography, one part stands out. Jesus watched over him, as a nurse I guess, while he had surgery to remove cancer. The surgeon cut a piece of his colon out in the shape of a “J”. This shape was clearly directly influenced by Jesus, and therefor a reminder to Cain
Today Apple announced to the world their long awaited follow up to the iPhone 4, the iPhone 4S. Rather than call it the device the iPhone 5, they’ve decided to just tack an arbitrary letter to the end of the old device and re-brand it with some bullshit internal upgrades that no one needed. An
It seems like every month I get another of these goddamn letters in the mail from my internet provider telling me how fantastic cable TV is. Except it isn’t. $40 per month is entirely too much money to ask for “service” that is being provided. It goes to waste most of the time, it’s full