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sassy-walrus

April First, Business As Usual

Published by in tech on March 31st, 2013

Unlike every other site on the internet, today we will not be posting outrageous lies in an attempt to boost our traffic from dumbases who are tricked into believing absurd linkbait. Instead, enjoy the header image of a sassy walrus. Be careful what you believe for the next 24 hours, lest you fall prey to

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Autocorrect Gets Corrected in New iOS Update

Published by in tech on November 10th, 2011

People are finding that iOS 5 for their dumb Apple phones is including an update to their horrible autocorrect mistakes. Soon to be gone are the absurd number of websites featuring mistaken screen captures of Apple phones once this autocorrect nightmare is finally over. One thing that our intrepid reporters have discovered is that a

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Europe For Sale!

Published by in finance, money, politics on November 1st, 2011

Hey! So Europe is bankrupt too. It seems like their shittier countries such as Greece need only as little as a $11 billion bail out loan to get back on their feet, but I ask you if bailing out a perpetually failing economy is worth it. Why not just buy the damn country?

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Arizona Meteor Crater

Top Ten: World’s Most Gaping Holes

Published by in extra, Top Ten, Top Things on September 28th, 2011

10. The Arizona Meteor Crater (Shown Above) This privately owned hole in Arizona is known as the butt hole of the earth. It was created by a giant turd shaped meteor that crashed into the earth’s crust an unknown time ago. Originally thought to be leftover from a volcano, until one day one man realized

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dookie potter

Today’s Bullshit: Harry Potter Years 1-7 Part 1 Gift Set

Published by in movies, Today's Bullshit on September 26th, 2011

Today’s bullshit comes from Amazon.com and Warner Brothers. For today only, you can purchase a DVD or Bluray gift set of almost all of the Harry Potter movies at a discounted price on Amazon through their gold box program. It would be the entire collection had the last movie not be split into two films.

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private police

Let’s Privatize the Police Force

Published by in politics on August 31st, 2011

Our police force is broken. Any degenerate asshole with enough time to kill can become a police officer in a few short weeks of training, passing only the most minimal challenges of physical strength and mental ability. Usually, the people going out for these jobs are the bottom of the barrel scum of America who

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fuck you

Traffic Tuesday: Why Even Bother?

Published by in extra, politics, Traffic Tuesday on August 30th, 2011

After several Tuesdays without a Traffic Tuesday I have decided to take on this weekly extra. I will most likely undoubtedly be taking this in a different direction than the original intent, making for a more entertaining piece of literature. I’m so angry I don’t even know where to begin. I’m truly and honestly baffled

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Dear adBrite, Get Real.

Published by in drugs, tech on August 12th, 2011

For those of you unaware (read: everyone but me and d), We’ve recently been disqualified from Google AdSense due to our sudden popularity after relaunching as a blog. Our first alternative choice for ad revenue was adBrite. Another scam of an advertisement network, but at least they let us know right off the bat I

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Cars vs. Trucks

Published by in extra, Traffic Tuesday on August 10th, 2011

Traffic Tuesday is back! Yea it’s Wednesday, you could say I was stuck in traffic. While I think I’m finally adjusting to the time-sink horror task of commuting, I have moments of backwards protest from time to time – today having been a severely annoying day on the grind.

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Why I Will Gladly Race You To That Red Light

Published by in extra, Traffic Tuesday on August 2nd, 2011

We’ve all been there, stuck and angry at the end of a long line of slow moving traffic. You’re screwed, because you know that no matter how hard you floor it, no amount of aggressive driving will get you anywhere faster. Morning, evening, weekend, holiday– it’s all traffic, and you’re stuck in it.

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