Unlike every other site on the internet, today we will not be posting outrageous lies in an attempt to boost our traffic from dumbases who are tricked into believing absurd linkbait. Instead, enjoy the header image of a sassy walrus. Be careful what you believe for the next 24 hours, lest you fall prey to
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Hey! So Europe is bankrupt too. It seems like their shittier countries such as Greece need only as little as a $11 billion bail out loan to get back on their feet, but I ask you if bailing out a perpetually failing economy is worth it. Why not just buy the damn country?
10. The Arizona Meteor Crater (Shown Above) This privately owned hole in Arizona is known as the butt hole of the earth. It was created by a giant turd shaped meteor that crashed into the earth’s crust an unknown time ago. Originally thought to be leftover from a volcano, until one day one man realized
Today’s bullshit comes from Amazon.com and Warner Brothers. For today only, you can purchase a DVD or Bluray gift set of almost all of the Harry Potter movies at a discounted price on Amazon through their gold box program. It would be the entire collection had the last movie not be split into two films.
Our police force is broken. Any degenerate asshole with enough time to kill can become a police officer in a few short weeks of training, passing only the most minimal challenges of physical strength and mental ability. Usually, the people going out for these jobs are the bottom of the barrel scum of America who
After several Tuesdays without a Traffic Tuesday I have decided to take on this weekly extra. I will most likely undoubtedly be taking this in a different direction than the original intent, making for a more entertaining piece of literature. I’m so angry I don’t even know where to begin. I’m truly and honestly baffled
For those of you unaware (read: everyone but me and d), We’ve recently been disqualified from Google AdSense due to our sudden popularity after relaunching as a blog. Our first alternative choice for ad revenue was adBrite. Another scam of an advertisement network, but at least they let us know right off the bat I
Traffic Tuesday is back! Yea it’s Wednesday, you could say I was stuck in traffic. While I think I’m finally adjusting to the time-sink horror task of commuting, I have moments of backwards protest from time to time – today having been a severely annoying day on the grind.
We’ve all been there, stuck and angry at the end of a long line of slow moving traffic. You’re screwed, because you know that no matter how hard you floor it, no amount of aggressive driving will get you anywhere faster. Morning, evening, weekend, holiday– it’s all traffic, and you’re stuck in it.