D-SaneDevice: Handheld Tablet Computer Manufacturer: Apple Worth It?: Not Really Apple recently released the iPad 3 to much fanfare from the elitist press (who get these things for free) and they all loved it for some reason. Despite stories of the thing running very hot in one corner and their propensity to cost over $700,
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Your iPad 3 is a Rebranded Samsung Product
Samsung, makers of the Android powered Galaxy S II and the Galaxy Tab are now the makers of the iPad, despite what Apple wants you to believe. See, they make the touchscreens and they make the processors that power the iPad, so what really is Apple bringing to the table other than a logo and
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Today’s Bullshit: Apple Wants to See Your Junk
Apple is taking a play right out of Microsoft Kinect’s playbook with it’s new loophole that gives app developers access to all of your pictures. If you tell certain apps that they can record your GPS information, they will also be allowed to copy all of your pictures and videos off of your phone. Watch
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Boycott Apple, But Not Because of Foxconn
If your head is up your ass like most Apple product owners, you probably haven’t heard about Foxconn, the Taiwanese company that is responsible for manufacturing several of the components in Apple products, among other things. Apparently working conditions are so harsh there that people have to sign agreements not to kill themselves as their
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Review: Google Music
Developer: Google Type: Cloud-Based Music Platform Success: ??? I listen to a lot of music. Or at least I used to before I had so much of it that carrying around hundreds of CDs or an externa hard drive (or even a separate device dedicated to music such as an iPod) became cumbersome for me.
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Autocorrect Gets Corrected in New iOS Update
People are finding that iOS 5 for their dumb Apple phones is including an update to their horrible autocorrect mistakes. Soon to be gone are the absurd number of websites featuring mistaken screen captures of Apple phones once this autocorrect nightmare is finally over. One thing that our intrepid reporters have discovered is that a
Steve Jobs: Sociopath
Despite all of the fond memories, condolences, and blatant attempts at being relevant amongst their peers that flooded the internet and various other lesser media in the weeks since Steve Jobs died, most of it is completely unfounded. He made his career by stealing ideas from Intel, IBM, Xerox, and that was just in the
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Apple iOS 5: 200 New Features Android Already Has
RoostexApple has released an update to their needlessly popular Apple devices. This update brings 200 new features to compatible devices, none of which are Flash. The features they do include however, are simply amazing. A new notification center has been stolen quite blatantly from android, in classic Jobs style. You’re sure he’s dead? The rest
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Steve Jobs: Frozen In Time
It’s hard to believe that Steve Jobs is dead. I mean he was rich, really rich. He could have bought any number of replacement organs and developed his own doctors to implant them if he wanted. Jobs obviously did not have death to fear, so then what happened to him? It’s pretty obvious at this
DEAD: Steve Jobs
Apple stock drops 10,000 points.
Today’s Bullshit: Apple iPhone 4S
Today Apple announced to the world their long awaited follow up to the iPhone 4, the iPhone 4S. Rather than call it the device the iPhone 5, they’ve decided to just tack an arbitrary letter to the end of the old device and re-brand it with some bullshit internal upgrades that no one needed. An
This is Why You Don’t Use Apple Products
Recently, trashy science rag and blatant product placement magazine Popular Science ran a story detailing how to get your media to be shared across all of your Apple devices. Today, I will tell you why if you follow the advice of this story, you are a twat.
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The Brag Bag
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