After you had no effect whatsoever on the election, Obama has retained the keys to the kingdom for another 4 years, and Mitt Romney’s carcass has been dragged through the streets of Washington DC in ritualistic celebration. All of the praying that religious conservatives did had absolutely no effect. All of the trendy social media
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OUT: Rick Santorum
With heavy hearts, we bid farewell to our beloved Rick Santorum and his confused attitudes towards everything that America stands for. We wish him the best and hope that he can fill our lives with mirth and wonderment in 4 years when he nostalgically mistakes his small successes in the 2012 campaign for general interest
John/Cue\Publik’s Top 5 Affordable Gear Picks of NAMM 2012
Editor’s Note: John/Cue\Publik brings us his top picks from the National Association of Music Merchants 2012 convention. He is a regular contributor and founding member of one of our partner sites, GrimeyRepublik.org, a vibrant hip hop community site. Check them out for great news, reviews, and exclusive tracks. Tis the time of year for all
The End Times, Yo
Yo so I was chillin’ with the brosephs and brosephines over behind the liquor store, just passin’ the blunt, poppin’ off shots in the air when I overheard some lady talking about “The End Times.” I ain’t read the Bible, but I think I saw something about this in an Arnold Schwarzeneger movie. Shit kinda
1st Caucus Over, Let the Spin Party Begin!
Now that Perry and Bachmann have dropped like flies and Huntsman didn’t even care about the result, we’re now in the inevitable time of post-Iowa Caucus spin. There was a 3 way split between Iowa Republicans and many publications are already calling for a Santorum victory as president despite the fact that he only beat
Preview: 2012
New Years, New Tears. Or so the saying goes. That’s why we’re here. Making sure those tears are tears of pure joy, rather than dripping stains of sorrow. Read beyond the break to guide your tears into the proper category this year, as we take a look at what to look at for the next
Former Top Bachmann Supporter Now Supports Paul
Like a rat jumping from a sinking ship, Kent Sorenson has left Michelle Bachmann’s campaign in favor of the far superior Ron Paul. Realizing he was supporting a woman and a pterodactyl, Sorenson hopped on the Paul bandwagon due to his points of “being awesome” and “not being a flying dinosaur.” A woman who’s only
Ron Paul Takes the Lead, Gets Backlash from Fools Despite Massive Populatiry
Amid turmoil in the republican party, Congressman Ron Paul has finally taken the forefront due to his $4.3 million (and counting) money bomb that started last week and continues to push ever higher as the first primary elections approach. Naturally his haters gonna hate and republican party leaders are finally addressing him with slanderous remarks
OUT: Herman Cain
With his head held high, Herman Cain returns to the pizza kitchen to cook up his plan for 2016. Considering this race was nothing more than an elaborate ad for Godfather’s Pizza, Cain was rather successful. God bless.
Money For Ron Paul 2012
Even cash itself is pulling for Ron Paul.
Romney out of race for 2012 presidency
During his speech today, media darling and GOP “front runner”, Mitt Romney admitted “I am not your president.”
September 7th GOP Debate: Simplified
The following is a transcript of the Republican presidential debate on Sept. 7, 2011. The language has been simplified for express reading and all bullshit has been removed. I have attempted to simplify each piece down to the purest point. Each candidate will then be scored against himself, giving a completely accurate representation of political
State of the Race to the President of the States of the Republic
As the time to choose a new president grows near, it’s easy to get lost in the confusion of media. Since there is no monetary limit on political campaigns; television, print media, digital media, and your roadways, will soon be plastered with advertisements for the candidate who will make the corporations who paid for those

























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