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“Celebrity” Death Recap – September 2012
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D-Sane in Celebrity Death, Culture, faith, movies, music, politics, tv on October 2nd, 2012
D-Sane in Celebrity Death, Culture, faith, movies, music, politics, tv on October 2nd, 2012Here at Tears of Time, we often report on celebrity deaths but things are getting ridiculous – they just keep dropping like flies. These celebrities are dying so fast that we can’t keep up with all of them. Either that or we’ve never heard of them, so their celebrity status is called into question. Rather
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BYNES WATCH 2012: Retirement Edition
BoarbroJesus Horatio Christ — Bynes Baby is at it again. The media is preporting all kinds of ludicrous allegations these days about my girl Amanda B. and I’m sick of it. Now they’re saying she stripped down to her bra in the middle of a crowded gym and her entourage is jumping ship. Wow, people,
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BYNES WATCH 2012: Lohan Strikes Back Edition
BYNES WATCH 2012 is heating up, bros. After all kinds of media bias and biggotry against drinkers who also like to be drivers, shots have been fired at the Bynescycle by professional crack whore LINDSAY LOHAN in a recent Twitter post that seems to indicate some bitter ribaldry between the two adult child actresses. Lohan,
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AMANDA BYNES WATCH 2012: Tacos & Light Bulbs Edition
What up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the
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STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES: Amanda Bynes’ Driver’s License Suspended
Holy shit dudes, did you hear that AMANDA BYNES’ DRIVER’S LICENSE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED?!?!! I can’t even believe it! This is seriously the most important news of the day. Like, seriously.
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DEAD: Michael Clarke Duncan
He was in some motion pictures and now he will only be in still pictures. Because he is a lifeless corpse.
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“Celebrity” Death Recap – August 2012
Here at Tears of Time, we often report on celebrity deaths but things are getting ridiculous – they just keep dropping like flies. Many celebrities are dying so fast that we can’t keep up with all of them. Either that or we’ve never heard of them, so their celebrity status is called into question. Rather
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DEAD: Tony Scott
The guy who is most famous for being Ridley Scott’s brother, as well as being the director of Top Gun, has committed suicide by jumping off of a bridge. Interestingly enough, 20 years from now the Chinese military will use footage from Tony Scott’s funeral in a demonstration of their air force training drills.
Snoop Dogg Evolves Into Snoop Lion, Reggae Music
In what is surprisingly only the 2nd most ridiculous story this summer about mid-90s rappers, Snoop Lion is the new alter ego of Calvin Broadus Jr., the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg. He announced that he’s switching things up with his next studio album, “Reincarnated,” a reggae album which will possibly be produced by
It’s Official, Peter Jackson Lost His Mind
Today Peter Jackson announced that he would be expanding his vision of The Hobbit from 2 films to 3. Wait, what? This man wants to turn one book that was written at a children’s reading level into three movies? Let’s pause for a moment to reflect on just how far down the rabbit hole we
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Sheesh! Now I Can’t Even Go See Dark Knight Rises!
So like apparently some dude just ran up in a movie theater that was screening The Dark Knight Rises and shot up the place. Not cool, bro. So not cool. Now my mom won’t let me go see the movie with my buds even though they caught the guy and he doesn’t even live in
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EXCLUSIVE: Dark Knight Rises Details From Director Christopher Nolan
We’ve received an exclusive press release from director Christopher Nolan regarding his upcoming film, The Dark Knight Rises. In it, he details some of the specific of the plot along with how he plans to wrap up such a beloved series of films in a way that will be satisfying for the fans.
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Katy Perry’s Next Album to be “Darker”
Following her recent split from husband Russell Brand, Katy Perry has announced that her next album will take on a darker tone to reflect her current mood and to be an outlet for her emotions. In abandoning her bubblegum pop appearance, Perry hopes to take a page out of the Madonna playbook by renewing her
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Review: Magic Mike
EAD KateFormat: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn’t really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they were out of the house, young guys being dragged by their girlfriends
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DEAD: Nora Ephron
Let’s face it — the only reason you’re reading this sentence right now is because blogs and social media have decided to mention a quasi famous person on the day they no longer exist. Nora Ephron’s cliche ridden screenplays didn’t better anyone’s life. Plus, if you’ve even seen any of her movies, you probably had
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On the Frivolous Nature of Awards Shows
Award shows by their definition have always been superfluous affairs that give unnecessary praise to celebrities in order to placate their massive egos, all under the guise of a competition. What they really are is a trick to get ratings for channels that no one watches any more. But the Oscars, the Grammys, and the
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Review: Battleship
Title: Battleship Starring: Liam Neeson and some other people Based On: A god damn board game Hot guy. Explosion. Explosion. Coke Zero™. Hot guy. Explosion. Rihanna. Explosion.
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ALIVE: Hologram Tupac to Go On Tour, Ushers in Cyber-Rapture
After 16 years of raping the ever-loving shit out of the image of Tupac Shakur, Tupac’s Shakur’s Estate is finally considering allowing the recently unveiled Hologram Tupac out on tour with Snoop and Dre. With the added AI component, Holo-Pac will be able to interact with the crowds at his shows in completely original ways
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Review: Louie by Roostex 07/07/2012
Format: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I've been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to...
Review: Magic Mike by EAD Kate 06/29/2012
Format: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn't really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they...
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