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ALIVE: Hologram Tupac to Go On Tour, Ushers in Cyber-Rapture
After 16 years of raping the ever-loving shit out of the image of Tupac Shakur, Tupac’s Shakur’s Estate is finally considering allowing the recently unveiled Hologram Tupac out on tour with Snoop and Dre. With the added AI component, Holo-Pac will be able to interact with the crowds at his shows in completely original ways
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DEAD: Thomas Kinkade
Who will paint light for us now that you’re dead, Mr. Kinkade? Who will be the next light warrior to pick up the mantle of protecting light and cherishing and loving light? They said you died of “natural causes,” but what could natural about striking down a lighthouse in his prime? What supernatural or even
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Hipster Jesus Reminds You To Suffer
RoostexRather than give up something for lent, a “hip” or “urban” pastor is busy convincing his followers to get Jesus themed tattoos. I guess these people actually are giving something up, their money.
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Family Research Council Rages Over SWTOR
An upcoming update to Star Wars: The Old Republic has people with high social values up in arms. The update will allow for same sex romance options within the game. Falling in love with an alien or robot is perfectly fine, as long as one is female and one is male.
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The End Times, Yo
BoarbroYo so I was chillin’ with the brosephs and brosephines over behind the liquor store, just passin’ the blunt, poppin’ off shots in the air when I overheard some lady talking about “The End Times.” I ain’t read the Bible, but I think I saw something about this in an Arnold Schwarzeneger movie. Shit kinda
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Cee Lo Green Angers the Fans of an Infinitely Superior Musician
You’d think that it’d be pretty easy to understand a message behind one of the world’s most well known pop songs and that by changing the lyrics it would completely undermine said message. But Cee Lo Green can’t figure that out. That guy took Imagine by John Lennon and decided to change one lyric in
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Your Jesus is a Lie
Everything you’ve built your life up to revolving around Jesus is a lie, therefore your whole life is a lie. A lie built on lies. Jesus was never born, nor was he crucified, nor was he god reborn, nor was he dying for anyone’s sins. Sins don’t exist.
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How You Are Helping Bring Back Jesus
There’s this rather insane group of people around today, who claim they can bring back Jesus. All they have to do is help some poor pathetic people capture some land. How this is supposed to bring back Jesus is beyond me. And the people who have to occupy the land are Jews. Since when do
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Steve Jobs: Frozen In Time
It’s hard to believe that Steve Jobs is dead. I mean he was rich, really rich. He could have bought any number of replacement organs and developed his own doctors to implant them if he wanted. Jobs obviously did not have death to fear, so then what happened to him? It’s pretty obvious at this
Scientists Race To Find God Before He Returns
Generic scientists working at the large hadron collider, have recently expressed the possibility of finding the missing link in physics. At an estimated timeline of roughly one year, science is poising itself to end religion during the highly controversial December 2012 season. This missing particle representing God would completely discredit nearly all religion. Without an
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Today’s Bullshit: Jesus Helped Operate On Herman Cain
In Herman Cain’s recently released biography, one part stands out. Jesus watched over him, as a nurse I guess, while he had surgery to remove cancer. The surgeon cut a piece of his colon out in the shape of a “J”. This shape was clearly directly influenced by Jesus, and therefor a reminder to Cain
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Review: Butternuts Beer & Ale Variety 12 Pack
Butternuts Beer & Ale Variety 12 Pack Beer: Microbrew Series Produced in: New York I wandered into the nearest liquor store as soon as I had heard the news. One I had never wandered into before, in his honor. It didn’t take me long to find the perfect package to commemorate the occasion, the Butternuts
Why America is So Stupid
To me, there is only one reason why America is so stupid, though having not lived in other countries for extended periods of time, I can’t say that this doesn’t apply to the whole world. It’s really quite simple, and the simplicity of the fact is the very nature of the reason: we baby our
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Review: Prince of Peace
Prince of Peace Artist: Harry Anderson Copyright: Review and Herald Publishing Co., 1961 I was at a person’s house today that had all sorts of religious paraphernalia surrounding their home like a noose made from rosaries. It was kind of unsettling, but I generally just go with the flow in situations like this, letting anyone
Paying Taxes: Your Ticket to Hell
There are many government programs available today to help out those in need. From welfare to food stamps, there’s nearly something for everyone. At first glance it seems wonderful that a country can provide these services to its citizens. If we look even a little bit deeper we find that not only are these programs
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Review: Batman on a Crucifix
Mexican Batman on a Crucifix Author: Unknown Medium: Wooden sculpture Nine years ago I found myself in Mexico for undisclosed reasons and as is the custom, I perused the local wares of the filthy street merchants (both the streets and the merchants were filthy, and not a damn one of them spoke any English). Amid
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Review: The Bible
Title: The Bible Author: Moses Format: Hardback As one of the most popular books of all time, The Bible had a lot of hype to live up to. From what I gather, people from around the world are so impressed with this book that they devote their entire lives to trying to get other people
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Review: The Adventures of Tintin (Video Game) by D-Sane 04/29/2012
Format: Game Based on a Film Style: Action/Adventure 2D Platformer Developer: Ubisoft The Adventures of Tintin is a tie in game released to coincide with the film of the same name directed by Steven Spielberg. Most of the time, these licensed title...
Review: GoldenEye 007: Reloaded by D-Sane 04/07/2012
Format: Video Game Style: First Person Shooter Publisher: Activision The original GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 stands alongside such games as Doom as one of the originators of the first person shooter craze. Despite being a licensed title, it was one...
Review: 21 Jump Street by D-Sane 04/06/2012
Format: Film Starring: Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum Directed by: Phil Lord & Chris Miller (the guys behind the fantastic, if short lived Clone High cartoon series) 21 Jump Street is a comedy based on a much forgotten television show from the 80s...
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