Not content to let the younger generation of one-note celebrity drug addicts get all of the spotlight, Fiona Apple has stepped up her game by getting arrested for possession of hash in Sierra Blanca, TX. It’s a little sad because, despite the fact that I’ve lived in Texas my whole life, I’ve never even heard
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What up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the
In what is surprisingly only the 2nd most ridiculous story this summer about mid-90s rappers, Snoop Lion is the new alter ego of Calvin Broadus Jr., the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg. He announced that he’s switching things up with his next studio album, “Reincarnated,” a reggae album which will possibly be produced by
Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
You know that fat lady on TV that sits around all day making foods full of sugar and butter? You know who I’m talking about. She’s fat and she makes fattening foods on Food Network. SNL does parodies of her regularly. Welp, turns out she’s a diabetic. Type 2, AKA “the fatman’s disease.” How could
Step 1: Make currently illegal drugs in America legal and highly regulated and controlled. Step 2: Make currently illegal drugs in Mexico legal and highly regulated and controlled. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit. Read on for my explanation.
Idiot’s Guide is a set of step by step instructions for performing every day tasks as told by some one who has never performed such tasks. His only understanding of these concepts comes from second hand sources. Look, I dunno how to make coffee. I don’t even drink the stuff. Never have, never will. I
This weekend I will be attempting to drink as much as possible in 60 hours. I am pretty poor and also trying to lose weight, so I am attempting to operate within these parameters. I am currently 3 hours into the process and felt that this website should be notified in case I vanish or
Butternuts Beer & Ale Variety 12 Pack Beer: Microbrew Series Produced in: New York I wandered into the nearest liquor store as soon as I had heard the news. One I had never wandered into before, in his honor. It didn’t take me long to find the perfect package to commemorate the occasion, the Butternuts
For those of you unaware (read: everyone but me and d), We’ve recently been disqualified from Google AdSense due to our sudden popularity after relaunching as a blog. Our first alternative choice for ad revenue was adBrite. Another scam of an advertisement network, but at least they let us know right off the bat I
It has been a good many years since I’ve enjoyed a 30 minute sitcom. Wilfred, Thursdays on FX 9pm central, is changing that up in a big way!
Lonestar Species: Lager Owner: Pabst Brewing Company I’ve been a content drinker for the last 6 years, having no qualms or overly serious situations involving alcohol. No drunken bar fights, no overdosing, no drunken pregnancy scares, no car wrecks. Yeah, I have gone to jail overnight as a result of drinking, but you’re not a