D-SaneNot content to let the younger generation of one-note celebrity drug addicts get all of the spotlight, Fiona Apple has stepped up her game by getting arrested for possession of hash in Sierra Blanca, TX. It’s a little sad because, despite the fact that I’ve lived in Texas my whole life, I’ve never even heard
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AMANDA BYNES WATCH 2012: Tacos & Light Bulbs Edition
BoarbroWhat up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the
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Snoop Dogg Evolves Into Snoop Lion, Reggae Music
In what is surprisingly only the 2nd most ridiculous story this summer about mid-90s rappers, Snoop Lion is the new alter ego of Calvin Broadus Jr., the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg. He announced that he’s switching things up with his next studio album, “Reincarnated,” a reggae album which will possibly be produced by
CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game
RoostexJoin us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
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Crybabies Cry Over Paula Deen’s “Hypocrisy”
You know that fat lady on TV that sits around all day making foods full of sugar and butter? You know who I’m talking about. She’s fat and she makes fattening foods on Food Network. SNL does parodies of her regularly. Welp, turns out she’s a diabetic. Type 2, AKA “the fatman’s disease.” How could
How To End Immigration & Illegal Drug Trade While Strengthening the Economy in Four Simple Steps
Step 1: Make currently illegal drugs in America legal and highly regulated and controlled. Step 2: Make currently illegal drugs in Mexico legal and highly regulated and controlled. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit. Read on for my explanation.
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Top 5 Bars in Austin On a Budget
We all know the saying “a penny saved is a penny earned,” but how many people follow that advice when it comes time to go to the bar? A lot of people like to pay a little extra for their drinks if it includes nicer service and cleaner bathrooms, but in this economy, you’ve got
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Idiot’s Guide: How to Make Coffee
Idiot’s Guide is a set of step by step instructions for performing every day tasks as told by some one who has never performed such tasks. His only understanding of these concepts comes from second hand sources. Look, I dunno how to make coffee. I don’t even drink the stuff. Never have, never will. I
The 60 Hour Bender: Prologue
This weekend I will be attempting to drink as much as possible in 60 hours. I am pretty poor and also trying to lose weight, so I am attempting to operate within these parameters. I am currently 3 hours into the process and felt that this website should be notified in case I vanish or
Review: Butternuts Beer & Ale Variety 12 Pack
Butternuts Beer & Ale Variety 12 Pack Beer: Microbrew Series Produced in: New York I wandered into the nearest liquor store as soon as I had heard the news. One I had never wandered into before, in his honor. It didn’t take me long to find the perfect package to commemorate the occasion, the Butternuts
Dear adBrite, Get Real.
For those of you unaware (read: everyone but me and d), We’ve recently been disqualified from Google AdSense due to our sudden popularity after relaunching as a blog. Our first alternative choice for ad revenue was adBrite. Another scam of an advertisement network, but at least they let us know right off the bat I
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Wilfred – The Best New Show on TV
Tertiary NoodleIt has been a good many years since I’ve enjoyed a 30 minute sitcom. Wilfred, Thursdays on FX 9pm central, is changing that up in a big way!
Review: Lonestar
Lonestar Species: Lager Owner: Pabst Brewing Company I’ve been a content drinker for the last 6 years, having no qualms or overly serious situations involving alcohol. No drunken bar fights, no overdosing, no drunken pregnancy scares, no car wrecks. Yeah, I have gone to jail overnight as a result of drinking, but you’re not a
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The Brag Bag
- These #sparklysandals are coming home with me. I couldn't resist. #bragbag #Burlingtoncoatfactory… http://t.co/CogwVFlCXD
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Review: Louie by Roostex 07/07/2012
Format: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I've been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to...
Review: Magic Mike by EAD Kate 06/29/2012
Format: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn't really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they...
Review: Battleship by EAD Kate 05/29/2012
Title: Battleship Starring: Liam Neeson and some other people Based On: A god damn board game Hot guy. Explosion. Explosion. Coke Zero™. Hot guy. Explosion. Rihanna. Explosion. Explosion. Bigger explosion. Awesome explosion. Subway™. Coke Zero™. Massive explosion. Explosion. Explosion. Flag. I loved...
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