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DEAD: Vidal Sassoon
Why is it that the supposedly fashion forward people always look like twats who can’t dress themselves, and the people responsible for ridiculous hair styles have the most bland hair styles ever?
DEAD: Carroll Shelby
Legendary car designer, racer, and chicken farmer Carroll Shelby has died from death related reasons. Now Nicholas Cage can’t ruin any more of his cars.
DEAD: Maurice Sendak
Child author and professional grouchy old man Maurice Sendak is dead and he didn’t ever tell us where the wild things were.
DEAD: Adam Yauch
This Beastie Man has lost his Beastie Battle with Beastie Cancer.
TLC To Ask For Cash Too with Digital Lisa “Left Eye” Holo-pes
In the wake of the buzz surrounding Holo-Pac, the Me-Toos of musical irrelevance are beginning to pour out of the woodwork, sparked first by 90s female R&B trio TLC. What we have here is a case of people who have been unable to find a hit in a decade jumping on a bandwagon simply because
DOUBLE DEAD: Who cares?
Some guy who was famous for playing a vampire on TV 50 years ago and some guy who was in some Band are now dead. And the world keeps turning.
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ALIVE: Hologram Tupac to Go On Tour, Ushers in Cyber-Rapture
After 16 years of raping the ever-loving shit out of the image of Tupac Shakur, Tupac’s Shakur’s Estate is finally considering allowing the recently unveiled Hologram Tupac out on tour with Snoop and Dre. With the added AI component, Holo-Pac will be able to interact with the crowds at his shows in completely original ways
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DEAD: Dick Clark
At least CBS got to have their big round numbered anniversary party for the guy and his eve. They’ve been grooming that asshole Ryan Seacrest to take his job for years and now it’s finally official…they can’t wheel in the old dog any more.
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DEAD: Thomas Kinkade
Who will paint light for us now that you’re dead, Mr. Kinkade? Who will be the next light warrior to pick up the mantle of protecting light and cherishing and loving light? They said you died of “natural causes,” but what could natural about striking down a lighthouse in his prime? What supernatural or even
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DEAD: Earl Scruggs
Let’s face it, this is the only thing you may have ever heard from this guy:
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DEAD: Leslie Cochran
Internationally known homeless cross dresser and former Austin, Texas mayoral candidate Leslie Cochran is dead. Who will now step up to be the reigning King of the Freaks in Austin? Will it be Lizard Man (the man who’s gotten scales tattooed onto his skin)? Will it be that guy that always plays bass guitar and
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DEAD: Jan Berenstain
Now who will continue writing the epic legacy of Brother Bear and Sister Bear?
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DEAD: Two Reporters
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D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012
D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012Two reporters have died in Syria because there’s some kind of fighting going on there or something. One of them wore a sweet eye patch just like Big Boss — the other was French. Who cares about them? About 65 people also died there, but these two get the headlines because they made it their
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…And I Will Always Be In Debt
Whitney Houston is dead and she left her family a sizable debt. She just didn’t put out enough albums in her lifetime to satisfy the lucrative record contract she had signed. So now her family is going to televise her funeral this Saturday, with pre-game coverage by CNN (because this is NEWS!). This is all
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DEAD: Don Cornelius
Don’t they TRAIN you that when you commit suicide, your SOUL won’t go to Heaven? If anything, he’s now on the Soul Train to Hell.
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DEAD: South Carolina Voters
In a ‘stunning’ turn of events, hundreds of recently deceased voters rose from the grave to vote in ‘recent’ South Carolina elections. Few details are available at this time. Stay tuned for updates.
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Review: The Adventures of Tintin (Video Game) by D-Sane 04/29/2012
Format: Game Based on a Film Style: Action/Adventure 2D Platformer Developer: Ubisoft The Adventures of Tintin is a tie in game released to coincide with the film of the same name directed by Steven Spielberg. Most of the time, these licensed title...
Review: GoldenEye 007: Reloaded by D-Sane 04/07/2012
Format: Video Game Style: First Person Shooter Publisher: Activision The original GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 stands alongside such games as Doom as one of the originators of the first person shooter craze. Despite being a licensed title, it was one...
Review: 21 Jump Street by D-Sane 04/06/2012
Format: Film Starring: Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum Directed by: Phil Lord & Chris Miller (the guys behind the fantastic, if short lived Clone High cartoon series) 21 Jump Street is a comedy based on a much forgotten television show from the 80s...
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