Here at Tears of Time, we often report on celebrity deaths but things are getting ridiculous – they just keep dropping like flies. These celebrities are dying so fast that we can’t keep up with all of them. Either that or we’ve never heard of them, so their celebrity status is called into question. Rather
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He was in some motion pictures and now he will only be in still pictures. Because he is a lifeless corpse.
Here at Tears of Time, we often report on celebrity deaths but things are getting ridiculous – they just keep dropping like flies. Many celebrities are dying so fast that we can’t keep up with all of them. Either that or we’ve never heard of them, so their celebrity status is called into question. Rather
The guy who is most famous for being Ridley Scott’s brother, as well as being the director of Top Gun, has committed suicide by jumping off of a bridge. Interestingly enough, 20 years from now the Chinese military will use footage from Tony Scott’s funeral in a demonstration of their air force training drills.
This Jeffersons star is now movin’ on up to that deluxe apartment in the sky — this time for real.
Jesus Christ, look at those eyebrows.
Now that the lead star of the critically acclaimed ongoing reality show has perished, his show has been appropriately canceled. This cancellation comes after 6 years of stagnant material and a declining fanbase, most directly a result of the departure of series regular Don Knotts. Look for reruns on TBS, along with the regular airings
Let’s face it — the only reason you’re reading this sentence right now is because blogs and social media have decided to mention a quasi famous person on the day they no longer exist. Nora Ephron’s cliche ridden screenplays didn’t better anyone’s life. Plus, if you’ve even seen any of her movies, you probably had
Lonesome George, the last known living Galapagos tortoise of the Pinta Island subspecies took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker. He was the last of his subspecies, which means they are officially extinct. Time to put another notch on your belt, industrialists!
I guess he wasn’t a very good swimmer.
I’m not sure if it’s worth writing a story on Tears of Time about this.
After 25 years of rocking, the only true alternative band is calling it quits due to irreconcilable differences with regards to how fucked up a band member is allowed to be while performing. On a personal note, I’m glad I got to see them perform last year while they were still a band — one
Rest in peace you old blind bastard.
The inventor of the first wireless remote controlled television has died, probably due to laziness related reasons. Should this guy’s work be praised? Sure, but let’s face it: some one else would have likely come up with the same concept eventually, if they’d have just gotten off their ass and done it.
You were always the weakest of the Bee Gees and you never escaped from the shadow of your older brother Barry.
In a move to sell more records, Donna Summer is now dead.
Why is it that the supposedly fashion forward people always look like twats who can’t dress themselves, and the people responsible for ridiculous hair styles have the most bland hair styles ever?
Legendary car designer, racer, and chicken farmer Carroll Shelby has died from death related reasons. Now Nicholas Cage can’t ruin any more of his cars.