Reacting to the Newtown, CT mass murder debacle, radio stations nationwide have pulled Ke$ha’s Die Young song because apparently it advocates dying young, and many young people died last Friday so people don’t like to be reminded of that constantly in the media. Except of course when the news media won’t shut up about it.
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Tom Hanks Says “Fuck” on TV, USA Goes Insane
In a barely fucking audible clip that was obscured by an accent, Tom Hanks said “fuck” on live TV. Because no one has ever heard that fucking word before, this created a huge fucking controversy for which the actor was immediately sorry, despite the fact that the clip I linked to includes a warning that
BYNES WATCH 2012: Retirement Edition
BoarbroJesus Horatio Christ — Bynes Baby is at it again. The media is preporting all kinds of ludicrous allegations these days about my girl Amanda B. and I’m sick of it. Now they’re saying she stripped down to her bra in the middle of a crowded gym and her entourage is jumping ship. Wow, people,
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Fiona Apple Arrested for Posession of Hash
Not content to let the younger generation of one-note celebrity drug addicts get all of the spotlight, Fiona Apple has stepped up her game by getting arrested for possession of hash in Sierra Blanca, TX. It’s a little sad because, despite the fact that I’ve lived in Texas my whole life, I’ve never even heard
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BYNES WATCH 2012: Lohan Strikes Back Edition
BYNES WATCH 2012 is heating up, bros. After all kinds of media bias and biggotry against drinkers who also like to be drivers, shots have been fired at the Bynescycle by professional crack whore LINDSAY LOHAN in a recent Twitter post that seems to indicate some bitter ribaldry between the two adult child actresses. Lohan,
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AMANDA BYNES WATCH 2012: Tacos & Light Bulbs Edition
What up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked iPhone 5 Stats
Everyone is abuzz wondering what the new iPhone 5 will be like in anticipation of tomorrow’s announcement, but you can read about the features early in this Tears of Time exclusive. Through our anonymous sources inside of Apple, we have been alerted to highly detailed specifications of the iPhone 5. We have a deep understanding
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Lil Wayne Suspsends Rap Career For Skateboarding
Not to be outdone by the Lionfather, Lil Wayne announced yesterday that he is also going to stop rapping. Wayne’s announcement was slightly more ambiguous though, leading many to believe that this is just a temporary pause on his rap activities while he pursues his other passion, which is apparently skateboarding. Because that’s what’s hot
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620 Million Indians Without Power, Government Blames Everyone
Word on the street is that 620 million people in India are without power today because of 3 power grid failures. That’s double the population of the United States and only about half of India’s total population. India’s Prime Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde says, “everyone overdraws from the grid.” Smooth move, Everyone. Might this overdrawing
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Sheesh! Now I Can’t Even Go See Dark Knight Rises!
So like apparently some dude just ran up in a movie theater that was screening The Dark Knight Rises and shot up the place. Not cool, bro. So not cool. Now my mom won’t let me go see the movie with my buds even though they caught the guy and he doesn’t even live in
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EXCLUSIVE: Dark Knight Rises Details From Director Christopher Nolan
We’ve received an exclusive press release from director Christopher Nolan regarding his upcoming film, The Dark Knight Rises. In it, he details some of the specific of the plot along with how he plans to wrap up such a beloved series of films in a way that will be satisfying for the fans.
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EXTINCT: Galapagos Tortoise (Pinta Island Subspecies)
Lonesome George, the last known living Galapagos tortoise of the Pinta Island subspecies took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker. He was the last of his subspecies, which means they are officially extinct. Time to put another notch on your belt, industrialists!
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E3 Debriefing + Who Won
In the days following the big press conferences at E3 this year, we’re finally able to make a determination about who won the show, but first some analysis.
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Welcome Dieselboy & Dieselboy Fans!
Thanks for taking the time to visit our little corner of the internet and for boosting our traffic for the day. We couldn’t have done it without you! Now that you’re here, please take a moment to familiarize yourself with our website. Kick back, relax, and read a story or two. Our hot content will
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OUT: Newt Gingrich
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Newt Gingrich has decided to suspend his book tour. To tell the truth, we honestly forgot this guy was even running. So now it’s officially a 2-man race as Paul seems to be in it for the long haul and Romney/Obama are just two sides of the
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Hey Internet! It’s April Fool’s Day, btw!
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s April Fool’s Day today! It’s time to post outright lies and claim that they are jokes. Also, we’re updating our front page to something that is not our normal front page. Hilarious. Who is dead? Every major celebrity! Even the ones that you have forgotten about are
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Illinois Tornadoes Miss David Peck, Headed To Indianapolis Now
RoostexDavid Peck must face God’s wrath for trying to remain twelve years old for over twelve years.
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Ohio School Shooter Not That Bad A Shot After All
Initially only wounding five, the gunman from this week’s Ohio school shooting was looking like a failure. Fast forward 24 hours later, three are now dead, with the one more in critical condition. The media is clearly biased in trying to downplay the effectiveness of school shootings, which is ironic since the only real reason
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DEAD: Two Reporters
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D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012
D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012Two reporters have died in Syria because there’s some kind of fighting going on there or something. One of them wore a sweet eye patch just like Big Boss — the other was French. Who cares about them? About 65 people also died there, but these two get the headlines because they made it their
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The Brag Bag
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Review: Louie by Roostex 07/07/2012
Format: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I've been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to...
Review: Magic Mike by EAD Kate 06/29/2012
Format: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn't really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they...
Review: Battleship by EAD Kate 05/29/2012
Title: Battleship Starring: Liam Neeson and some other people Based On: A god damn board game Hot guy. Explosion. Explosion. Coke Zero™. Hot guy. Explosion. Rihanna. Explosion. Explosion. Bigger explosion. Awesome explosion. Subway™. Coke Zero™. Massive explosion. Explosion. Explosion. Flag. I loved...
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