RoostexFormat: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I’ve been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to the name that Louis has created for himself through tens and tens
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Interview: Dieselboy
We recently had a chance to catch up with Dieselboy, a prominent DJ in the Drum N Bass, Electro, and Dubstep world. Dieselboy has been producing and mixing music for the past 18 years and he knows at least one or two things about playing other people’s music. He allowed us this informative, exclusive interview
Robots Approaching End Game
The net is a buzz today with reports of a woman controlling a robotic arm using only her brain. The underlying point of concern here is that this really isn’t a woman controlling a robotic arm using her brain, it’s a robotic arm reading the woman’s mind in order to get directions. Let’s stop right
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Hipster Jesus Reminds You To Suffer
Rather than give up something for lent, a “hip” or “urban” pastor is busy convincing his followers to get Jesus themed tattoos. I guess these people actually are giving something up, their money.
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Illinois Tornadoes Miss David Peck, Headed To Indianapolis Now
David Peck must face God’s wrath for trying to remain twelve years old for over twelve years.
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Ohio School Shooter Not That Bad A Shot After All
Initially only wounding five, the gunman from this week’s Ohio school shooting was looking like a failure. Fast forward 24 hours later, three are now dead, with the one more in critical condition. The media is clearly biased in trying to downplay the effectiveness of school shootings, which is ironic since the only real reason
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First Civilian Space Station Will Be A Strip Club
What porn did for VHS, DVD, Blu Ray, The Internet and countless other technologies, strippers will do for space. The first planned commercial endeavor in space will be a collaboration between Virgin Galactic and Playboy to create a strip club that orbits Earth. I can’t really think of any other reason to go to space except to get
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Family Research Council Rages Over SWTOR
An upcoming update to Star Wars: The Old Republic has people with high social values up in arms. The update will allow for same sex romance options within the game. Falling in love with an alien or robot is perfectly fine, as long as one is female and one is male.
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CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game
Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
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Newt Gingrich: The Mind of a Child
As Newt Gingrich rises in the polls, so do attacks on his political views. As attacks on Gingrich increase, Gingrich’s attacks on his attackers increase. While his slams against democrats gain him popularity within the republican party, what he fails to realize is that the country is unfortunately not inhabited entirely by republicans.
Ravens’ Defensive Coordinator Fired, Hired.
I don’t usually care about sport enough to even read into it anymore than what’s shoved in my face. “Breaking News” today, however, as the Ravens fire Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano for doing a poor job, the Indianapolis Colts take the opportunity to hire him as the Head Coach.
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Next Xbox to be Six Times as Powerful.
Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)
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DEAD: South Carolina Voters
In a ‘stunning’ turn of events, hundreds of recently deceased voters rose from the grave to vote in ‘recent’ South Carolina elections. Few details are available at this time. Stay tuned for updates.
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Review: HTC Rezound
Make: HTC Model: Rezound Carrier: Verizon So I take the phone out of the box and turn it on. Beautiful, now let me plug it into the charger and fill that fat battery all the way up. Oh, what’s this HTC? Did you not get the memo? We decided on a universal charger. What the
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Review: Louie by Roostex 07/07/2012
Format: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I've been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to...
Review: Magic Mike by EAD Kate 06/29/2012
Format: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn't really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they...
Review: Battleship by EAD Kate 05/29/2012
Title: Battleship Starring: Liam Neeson and some other people Based On: A god damn board game Hot guy. Explosion. Explosion. Coke Zero™. Hot guy. Explosion. Rihanna. Explosion. Explosion. Bigger explosion. Awesome explosion. Subway™. Coke Zero™. Massive explosion. Explosion. Explosion. Flag. I loved...
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