Jesus Horatio Christ — Bynes Baby is at it again. The media is preporting all kinds of ludicrous allegations these days about my girl Amanda B. and I’m sick of it. Now they’re saying she stripped down to her bra in the middle of a crowded gym and her entourage is jumping ship. Wow, people,
Everyone Is Dying To Be In Our Headlines.
BYNES WATCH 2012 is heating up, bros. After all kinds of media bias and biggotry against drinkers who also like to be drivers, shots have been fired at the Bynescycle by professional crack whore LINDSAY LOHAN in a recent Twitter post that seems to indicate some bitter ribaldry between the two adult child actresses. Lohan,
What up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the
Holy shit dudes, did you hear that AMANDA BYNES’ DRIVER’S LICENSE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED?!?!! I can’t even believe it! This is seriously the most important news of the day. Like, seriously.
So like apparently some dude just ran up in a movie theater that was screening The Dark Knight Rises and shot up the place. Not cool, bro. So not cool. Now my mom won’t let me go see the movie with my buds even though they caught the guy and he doesn’t even live in
Nintendo is always trying to figure out what the next big hit will be, and next time they just might have it figured out. The new controller for the Wii U console has a camera built right into it. How will this translate into better games? :( = Stop production :) = Print more.
The fuck, man? What’s wrong with the internet? Every site I go to is taken over by black bars and shit about Congress. The fuck’s a Congress? I don’t even get it. Shit man, I can’t even Google for some pics of tittayz without all of this censorshit on my screen.
Yo so I was chillin’ with the brosephs and brosephines over behind the liquor store, just passin’ the blunt, poppin’ off shots in the air when I overheard some lady talking about “The End Times.” I ain’t read the Bible, but I think I saw something about this in an Arnold Schwarzeneger movie. Shit kinda
A lot of people ask me, “Hey Boarbro, how do you stop thinking so much?” Before I can even think about the answer, I am off doing other stuff. See, the key to life is to do, not think. And the key to doing is to just do it, Nike.
Can you believe this shit that is definately happening? ‘Big Vlad’ Putin and ‘The Sphinx’ himself, Barack Obama are conspiring to assassinate congressman and 2012 presidential candidate Ron Paul, the only hope for the great nation of the United States of “fuck yea” America. Under immense political pressure to continue his reign over America, Obama has