What up bros, I got some fresh deats about my home girl AMANDA BYNES and her troubles with the law. After getting her license suspended on some trumped up charges, Amanda Baby just had to go on a little joy ride to calm her nerves. You know how it is, dudes — hop in the car, light up the pipe, just cruise around the turns, and maybe get some tacos and colored light bulbs. Shit’s not even a big deal. It seems like I am doing that shit just about every day with absolutely no consequences. I’m sure Amanda wouldn’t have wanted to let one of her licensed friends legally drive her all around Southern California, there’s no god damn style in that shit.

It’s all just because Amanda is so popular and famous. The media feels like they need to knock her down a peg because they’re all up in their ebony towers, just hanging out and making fun of one of the greatest actresses of a generation. They get off on this shit because they’re horrible monsters. Jesus Herbert Walker Christ!

So yeah, they found pot in Amanda’s car, so the fuck what? It’s not like she’s doing heroin in there. I mean, when the former child star of The Amanda show wants to smoke pot, you let that bitch smoke pot. And it’s not like she’s killing people either. Now, I’m not necessarily saying that she hasn’t ordered a few mafia-style hits in her time, but let’s look at the facts — it can’t be proven that she hasn’t. But is that really a crime?

Why can’t the media just leave Amanda alone?! This kind of shit just makes me so mad. Let her run her own god damn vida, people. She doesn’t need a paparazzi babysitter ruining her day with this bullshit press any more. Maybe she’s given up on acting and singing these days, but she hasn’t given up on LIFE!

Fuck’s sake. I need to head out to the range and squeeze off a few rage rounds. See you dicks later, PEace!