Holy shit dudes, did you hear that AMANDA BYNES’ DRIVER’S LICENSE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED?!?!! I can’t even believe it! This is seriously the most important news of the day. Like, seriously.

I’ve been missing this cutie in the news lately, considering she hasn’t acted in the last 2 years. Heard she got in a few scuffs with the law over talking on her phone while driving and maybe a hit and run or two. Seriously though, is that a reason to take a bitch’s license? I mean, I rack up hit and runs about once a month, and I’ve currently got the high score in DUIs (both in number of DUIs and world record BAC level), and I’m still driving! Give Amanda her license back, pigs!

Now that the cops have wrongfully taken it, it’s pretty obvious WHAT A GIRL WANTS — she wants that shit back, yo! I usually like to check out a girl’s license, but now that it’s gone I won’t be able to know if SHE’S THE MAN until we are about to bone. Amanda, you’ll always be ALL THAT to me, but what I can’t FIGURE IT OUT is why you’re letting these BIG FAT LIARs run your life. But WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU is that you’re LIVING PROOF that a little HAIRSPRAY and ROBOTS can really make this AMANDA SHOW get an EASY A in the LOVE WRECKED ship of life. Uhhhh, I don’t have any more, so I will just link to SYDNEY WHITE.

Also girl, you need to get those acorns out of your cheeks, you look like a chipmunk, for real.