In what is surprisingly only the 2nd most ridiculous story this summer about mid-90s rappers, Snoop Lion is the new alter ego of Calvin Broadus Jr., the artist formerly known as Snoop Dogg. He announced that he’s switching things up with his next studio album, “Reincarnated,” a reggae album which will possibly be produced by
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Word on the street is that 620 million people in India are without power today because of 3 power grid failures. That’s double the population of the United States and only about half of India’s total population. India’s Prime Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde says, “everyone overdraws from the grid.” Smooth move, Everyone. Might this overdrawing
Today Peter Jackson announced that he would be expanding his vision of The Hobbit from 2 films to 3. Wait, what? This man wants to turn one book that was written at a children’s reading level into three movies? Let’s pause for a moment to reflect on just how far down the rabbit hole we
This Jeffersons star is now movin’ on up to that deluxe apartment in the sky — this time for real.
In a story that seems ripped straight out of a comic book, scientists are now building jellyfish out of rat parts. They took the problem of having too many rat parts and not enough jellyfish and performed the scientific equivalent of Mystique’s shape shifting ability. Except I’m pretty sure this involved the creation of a
So like apparently some dude just ran up in a movie theater that was screening The Dark Knight Rises and shot up the place. Not cool, bro. So not cool. Now my mom won’t let me go see the movie with my buds even though they caught the guy and he doesn’t even live in
Ooops, we had our first anniversary last week and we forgot to even mention it. That’s right fuckers, this site has been in operation for a year and we have no signs of slowing down. Though we don’t have any specific plans for an online party to celebrate (because that would be super lame) we
The book that Tears of Time staff writers are working on keeps trucking along. It’s title will most likely be shortened, but for now it is still called “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women.” In Part 3, we discuss Level Two, which involves converting your existing money into even more money.
Jesus Christ, look at those eyebrows.
Format: Television Starring: Louis C.K. Network: FX I’ve been hearing great things about the show Louie, and since the stand up of Louis C.K. is usually pretty good, I decided to see what all the hype was about. Will Louie live up to the name that Louis has created for himself through tens and tens
We’ve received an exclusive press release from director Christopher Nolan regarding his upcoming film, The Dark Knight Rises. In it, he details some of the specific of the plot along with how he plans to wrap up such a beloved series of films in a way that will be satisfying for the fans.
Following her recent split from husband Russell Brand, Katy Perry has announced that her next album will take on a darker tone to reflect her current mood and to be an outlet for her emotions. In abandoning her bubblegum pop appearance, Perry hopes to take a page out of the Madonna playbook by renewing her
Now that the lead star of the critically acclaimed ongoing reality show has perished, his show has been appropriately canceled. This cancellation comes after 6 years of stagnant material and a declining fanbase, most directly a result of the departure of series regular Don Knotts. Look for reruns on TBS, along with the regular airings