But you can’t tell a difference by looking at her.
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Yesterday the Supreme Court of the Pokemon Multiverse decided that some new laws regarding healthcare were constitutional. Regardless of your personal opinions, the system that Americans have agreed to operate under has been swayed in one direction and now it’s time to shut up and live with it. Let’s not keep this issue going for
Format: Film Starring: Channing Tatum Directed by: Steven Soderbergh I didn’t really know what I expected to see when I went to the theater for the midnight showing of Magic Mike. The lobby was crammed with 40-something housewives all charged up cause they were out of the house, young guys being dragged by their girlfriends
It should go without saying that a cable TV show based off of a bad movie shouldn’t exist, but in their infinite trial and error approach to producing television shows, the executives at the FX network have given Charlie Sheen one last desperate shot at relevancy with the premiere of tonight’s new show Anger Management.
Let’s face it — the only reason you’re reading this sentence right now is because blogs and social media have decided to mention a quasi famous person on the day they no longer exist. Nora Ephron’s cliche ridden screenplays didn’t better anyone’s life. Plus, if you’ve even seen any of her movies, you probably had
Lonesome George, the last known living Galapagos tortoise of the Pinta Island subspecies took a trip to Davy Jones’ locker. He was the last of his subspecies, which means they are officially extinct. Time to put another notch on your belt, industrialists!
If you’ve never listened to contemporary Christian music, you’re not missing out. For some reason I keep finding myself surrounded by the stuff, and it’s obviously complete garbage. This isn’t merely due to the subject matter, though Jesus is a large factor. This isn’t a discussion of Christian music being bad because of its lyrical
I guess he wasn’t a very good swimmer.
I’m not sure if it’s worth writing a story on Tears of Time about this.
In the days following the big press conferences at E3 this year, we’re finally able to make a determination about who won the show, but first some analysis.
Deep Wing: “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women” – Selections of Part 2
After much intense research and a great deal of revisions, we are happy to bring you selections from Part 2 of our soon to be released “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women.” Click this text to view part 1 in its entirety. Our publisher has advised us against releasing the full
Google “Reacts” to Rumors by Holding a Regularly Scheduled Confrence, Journalists Attempt to Create Controversy
Today Google had some kind of stupid conference that no one cares about other than tech writers who are grumpy because they didn’t get to attend E3. At this conference, they showed off some new dumb additions to Google Maps in a desperate ploy to keep the almighty Apple gods happy. The author of the
And the celebrity death watch count down for Sheryl Crow begins, but I’ve got a feeling she’s not the only one. What other celebrities are close to death?
We’re at the end of humanity. Technology is converging rapidly into the Singularity while corporations establish elaborately sophisticated methods of milking average consumers of their cash. They want to pretend there are choices while marching us to early graves. And the world’s “best” individuals keep dying.
In 1876, Alexander Graham Bell probably told Samuel F. B. Morse that he had invented a better means of long distance communication than the telegraph. He called it the telephone. Morse probably said “I’ve been communicating over long distance my way for 39 years, do you even know what telegraphy is? How dare you disrespect
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