A lot of people think that knowing multiple languages is important and that preserving languages is essential for preserving culture. This might be true, but my question is, why are we trying to preserve culture? It’s different cultures that are causing divisions in humanity and the language barrier is one of our greatest walls (along
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Format: Game Based on a Film Style: Action/Adventure 2D Platformer Developer: Ubisoft The Adventures of Tintin is a tie in game released to coincide with the film of the same name directed by Steven Spielberg. Most of the time, these licensed title video games are just complete rubbish, rushed out the door quickly in an
Apparently there’s all of these allegations against members of the Secret Service about them having sex with strippers and prostitutes. Why is this news? I’m not even going to link to the article about it because this kind of thing is a complete non-issue. The only reason I’m even talking about it is because the
In the wake of the buzz surrounding Holo-Pac, the Me-Toos of musical irrelevance are beginning to pour out of the woodwork, sparked first by 90s female R&B trio TLC. What we have here is a case of people who have been unable to find a hit in a decade jumping on a bandwagon simply because
In a move that surprises absolutely no one, Newt Gingrich has decided to suspend his book tour. To tell the truth, we honestly forgot this guy was even running. So now it’s officially a 2-man race as Paul seems to be in it for the long haul and Romney/Obama are just two sides of the
What follows is part 1 of a serialized publication that will eventually be bound together as a book, entitled “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women.” It was co-authored by D-Sane and Roostex. Stay tuned for the later sections that will help you get money, confidence, and women.
Some guy who was famous for playing a vampire on TV 50 years ago and some guy who was in some Band are now dead. And the world keeps turning.
After 16 years of raping the ever-loving shit out of the image of Tupac Shakur, Tupac’s Shakur’s Estate is finally considering allowing the recently unveiled Hologram Tupac out on tour with Snoop and Dre. With the added AI component, Holo-Pac will be able to interact with the crowds at his shows in completely original ways
At least CBS got to have their big round numbered anniversary party for the guy and his eve. They’ve been grooming that asshole Ryan Seacrest to take his job for years and now it’s finally official…they can’t wheel in the old dog any more.
With heavy hearts, we bid farewell to our beloved Rick Santorum and his confused attitudes towards everything that America stands for. We wish him the best and hope that he can fill our lives with mirth and wonderment in 4 years when he nostalgically mistakes his small successes in the 2012 campaign for general interest
Format: Video Game Style: First Person Shooter Publisher: Activision The original GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 stands alongside such games as Doom as one of the originators of the first person shooter craze. Despite being a licensed title, it was one of the truly must-own games for the N64 and along with Mariokart 64, it
Who will paint light for us now that you’re dead, Mr. Kinkade? Who will be the next light warrior to pick up the mantle of protecting light and cherishing and loving light? They said you died of “natural causes,” but what could natural about striking down a lighthouse in his prime? What supernatural or even
Format: Film Starring: Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum Directed by: Phil Lord & Chris Miller (the guys behind the fantastic, if short lived Clone High cartoon series) 21 Jump Street is a comedy based on a much forgotten television show from the 80s that has very little to do with the original show except for
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s April Fool’s Day today! It’s time to post outright lies and claim that they are jokes. Also, we’re updating our front page to something that is not our normal front page. Hilarious. Who is dead? Every major celebrity! Even the ones that you have forgotten about are
My wife and I got our tax return in early this year and thanks to our horde of dependents, the government kindly returned what appears to be more than we paid in. What else was left to do but piss away our new found wealth on video games along with both of the current portable