Device: Handheld Tablet Computer Manufacturer: Apple Worth It?: Not Really Apple recently released the iPad 3 to much fanfare from the elitist press (who get these things for free) and they all loved it for some reason. Despite stories of the thing running very hot in one corner and their propensity to cost over $700,
Everyone Is Dying To Be In Our Headlines.
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Let’s face it, this is the only thing you may have ever heard from this guy:
Platform: PS3 [reviewed]/360/PC Developer: Bioware Genre: Sci-fi RPG/Cover Based Shooter In Mass Effect 3, we see the conclusion of Commander Sheppard’s story as he or she attempts to bring together all the races of the galaxy for one last final battle in the war against the sentient machines known as the Reapers. This time the
If You Don’t Like Something, Change It…or At Least Try to Get Your Way By Bitching Until People Listen
Apparently if you bitch hard enough in this country, people will just change anything they’re doing to meet your criteria. Throw away integrity, artistic license, unbridled creativity, or free speech and free markets. If you’re a content creator, just go ahead and give up on the idea that when you put something out there for
I don’t care who this person is, how respected they are in the journalism industry, what they were writing about, or how relevant this story is to the future of the free world: when you write terrible puns in your headlines, you deserve to be pun-ished. The pun in my headline is only there because
Despite our best attempts at last minute resuscitation, AIM has been pronounced dead by Gizmodo, at least unofficially. It seems that the former chat giant has just lost too many members to competing services like Facebook and Gchat. They will continue life support for the time being, but updated versions of the software have been
Samsung, makers of the Android powered Galaxy S II and the Galaxy Tab are now the makers of the iPad, despite what Apple wants you to believe. See, they make the touchscreens and they make the processors that power the iPad, so what really is Apple bringing to the table other than a logo and
People are making ridiculous guesses about why the movie John Carter failed at the box office, but they’re not getting to the heart of the issue. John Carter failed because its title is horrible. If you haven’t seen the trailers or looked up any information about this movie, you won’t have a clue that it’s
Format: Film Starring: Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim Directed by: Tim Heidecker & Eric Wareheim Adult Swim show creators Tim & Eric (of Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! fame) star in this absurdist humor film that takes their show’s format and extends it out to feature length. Screaming, stutter edits, weird vocal effects,
Internationally known homeless cross dresser and former Austin, Texas mayoral candidate Leslie Cochran is dead. Who will now step up to be the reigning King of the Freaks in Austin? Will it be Lizard Man (the man who’s gotten scales tattooed onto his skin)? Will it be that guy that always plays bass guitar and
Today, Facebook has unveiled it’s newest piece of shit in its ongoing struggle to make everyone’s lives miserable. The Facebook Messenger. Now you can chat with your friends from the comfort of an external program that doesn’t take up a whole tab in your web browser. < sarcasm >This is completely revolutionary!< / sarcasm >
Rather than give up something for lent, a “hip” or “urban” pastor is busy convincing his followers to get Jesus themed tattoos. I guess these people actually are giving something up, their money.
David Peck must face God’s wrath for trying to remain twelve years old for over twelve years.