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Today’s Bullshit: Apple Wants to See Your Junk
Apple is taking a play right out of Microsoft Kinect’s playbook with it’s new loophole that gives app developers access to all of your pictures. If you tell certain apps that they can record your GPS information, they will also be allowed to copy all of your pictures and videos off of your phone. Watch
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Ohio School Shooter Not That Bad A Shot After All
RoostexInitially only wounding five, the gunman from this week’s Ohio school shooting was looking like a failure. Fast forward 24 hours later, three are now dead, with the one more in critical condition. The media is clearly biased in trying to downplay the effectiveness of school shootings, which is ironic since the only real reason
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DEAD: Jan Berenstain
Now who will continue writing the epic legacy of Brother Bear and Sister Bear?
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First Civilian Space Station Will Be A Strip Club
What porn did for VHS, DVD, Blu Ray, The Internet and countless other technologies, strippers will do for space. The first planned commercial endeavor in space will be a collaboration between Virgin Galactic and Playboy to create a strip club that orbits Earth. I can’t really think of any other reason to go to space except to get
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JK Rowling Gets Cash
JK Rowling has just signed a lucrative deal to begin writing a new novel aimed at adults rather than children. After finally milking one franchise to the point of saturation of the marketplace, Rowling insists that she needs more money. “Gotta get money,” the world famous author might as well have said. The Harry Potter
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DEAD: Two Reporters
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D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012
D-Sane in Breaking News, Celebrity Death, politics, This Week Around The World on February 22nd, 2012Two reporters have died in Syria because there’s some kind of fighting going on there or something. One of them wore a sweet eye patch just like Big Boss — the other was French. Who cares about them? About 65 people also died there, but these two get the headlines because they made it their
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You Haven’t Heard? We’re in Hell Already
I’m pretty sure that the world has ended and that the seamless transition into Hell has already occurred. It actually happened just a few days ago but no one really noticed. 5.79 million people were looking right at it, but they didn’t even realize what they were seeing. We now live in a world with
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…And I Will Always Be In Debt
Whitney Houston is dead and she left her family a sizable debt. She just didn’t put out enough albums in her lifetime to satisfy the lucrative record contract she had signed. So now her family is going to televise her funeral this Saturday, with pre-game coverage by CNN (because this is NEWS!). This is all
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“‘Full House’ Reviewed” Metareview
Format: Blog Content: Reviews of Full House Episodes Author: “Billy Superstar” You thought you had seen it all on the internet. You thought you could just go to Google and type in whatever nonsense spewed forth from your brain and there would already be hundreds of websites dedicated to that idea. You thought wrong. Apparently
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Boycott Apple, But Not Because of Foxconn
If your head is up your ass like most Apple product owners, you probably haven’t heard about Foxconn, the Taiwanese company that is responsible for manufacturing several of the components in Apple products, among other things. Apparently working conditions are so harsh there that people have to sign agreements not to kill themselves as their
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DEAD: Don Cornelius
Don’t they TRAIN you that when you commit suicide, your SOUL won’t go to Heaven? If anything, he’s now on the Soul Train to Hell.
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Review: The Adventures of Tintin (Video Game) by D-Sane 04/29/2012
Format: Game Based on a Film Style: Action/Adventure 2D Platformer Developer: Ubisoft The Adventures of Tintin is a tie in game released to coincide with the film of the same name directed by Steven Spielberg. Most of the time, these licensed title...
Review: GoldenEye 007: Reloaded by D-Sane 04/07/2012
Format: Video Game Style: First Person Shooter Publisher: Activision The original GoldenEye on the Nintendo 64 stands alongside such games as Doom as one of the originators of the first person shooter craze. Despite being a licensed title, it was one...
Review: 21 Jump Street by D-Sane 04/06/2012
Format: Film Starring: Jonah Hill & Channing Tatum Directed by: Phil Lord & Chris Miller (the guys behind the fantastic, if short lived Clone High cartoon series) 21 Jump Street is a comedy based on a much forgotten television show from the 80s...
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