He finally found his locker.
Your Brain Is Useful, At Last.
Archive for:February, 2012:
Apple is taking a play right out of Microsoft Kinect’s playbook with it’s new loophole that gives app developers access to all of your pictures. If you tell certain apps that they can record your GPS information, they will also be allowed to copy all of your pictures and videos off of your phone. Watch
Initially only wounding five, the gunman from this week’s Ohio school shooting was looking like a failure. Fast forward 24 hours later, three are now dead, with the one more in critical condition. The media is clearly biased in trying to downplay the effectiveness of school shootings, which is ironic since the only real reason
Say goodbye to the only reason you were still ever popular.
What porn did for VHS, DVD, Blu Ray, The Internet and countless other technologies, strippers will do for space. The first planned commercial endeavor in space will be a collaboration between Virgin Galactic and Playboy to create a strip club that orbits Earth. I can’t really think of any other reason to go to space except to get
JK Rowling has just signed a lucrative deal to begin writing a new novel aimed at adults rather than children. After finally milking one franchise to the point of saturation of the marketplace, Rowling insists that she needs more money. “Gotta get money,” the world famous author might as well have said. The Harry Potter
I’m pretty sure that the world has ended and that the seamless transition into Hell has already occurred. It actually happened just a few days ago but no one really noticed. 5.79 million people were looking right at it, but they didn’t even realize what they were seeing. We now live in a world with
Whitney Houston is dead and she left her family a sizable debt. She just didn’t put out enough albums in her lifetime to satisfy the lucrative record contract she had signed. So now her family is going to televise her funeral this Saturday, with pre-game coverage by CNN (because this is NEWS!). This is all
Apparently “always” only lasts until February 11, 2012.
If your head is up your ass like most Apple product owners, you probably haven’t heard about Foxconn, the Taiwanese company that is responsible for manufacturing several of the components in Apple products, among other things. Apparently working conditions are so harsh there that people have to sign agreements not to kill themselves as their
Don’t they TRAIN you that when you commit suicide, your SOUL won’t go to Heaven? If anything, he’s now on the Soul Train to Hell.