According to the bean counters at the Pew Research Center, if Ron Paul went 3rd party he would split the Repiblican vote. This information was skewed by USA Today as they are attempting to trick people into not voting for Ron Paul. They’re presenting the story as “a vote for a 3rd party will ensure
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The fuck, man? What’s wrong with the internet? Every site I go to is taken over by black bars and shit about Congress. The fuck’s a Congress? I don’t even get it. Shit man, I can’t even Google for some pics of tittayz without all of this censorshit on my screen.
Almost the entire internet will shut down in protest of the SOPA and PIPA bills currently in congress today, most from the hours of 8am to 8pm. Wikipedia feels so strongly about this that they have decided to shut down the English version of the site for a full 24 hours. Since the majority of
Many a nights have I dreamed of delectable burgers being delivered directly to my door. If free french fries on my birthday wasn’t enough, Burger King has decided to blow my mind once again. The ground beef sandwich king has decided to expand upon its delivery service. That’s right, Burger King already delivers.
A lot has been said about how horrible 2009′s Zack Snyder barfbag of a movie Watchmen was, but I think that most people have got it wrong. Sure, it changed the ending of the comic to be more palatable to a movie going audience which saw infinite backlash from the diehard comic nerds, but that
According to our field reporters at our offshore holdings company in Indonesia, an earthquake has rocked and shocked that nation like the Emancipation Proclamation. The quake was a magnitude of 7.3 on the Richter scale and it happened about 260 miles off of the coast. While this doesn’t pose much threat in terms of the
Yo so I was chillin’ with the brosephs and brosephines over behind the liquor store, just passin’ the blunt, poppin’ off shots in the air when I overheard some lady talking about “The End Times.” I ain’t read the Bible, but I think I saw something about this in an Arnold Schwarzeneger movie. Shit kinda
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Too long have we stood back and watched as we are given two practically identical candidates to choose from. Political parties have stolen the liberty from our own country by collecting massive amounts of money to promote their own agendas regardless of what the population actually wants. It’s time to take a stand against politicians
Now that Perry and Bachmann have dropped like flies and Huntsman didn’t even care about the result, we’re now in the inevitable time of post-Iowa Caucus spin. There was a 3 way split between Iowa Republicans and many publications are already calling for a Santorum victory as president despite the fact that he only beat
New Years, New Tears. Or so the saying goes. That’s why we’re here. Making sure those tears are tears of pure joy, rather than dripping stains of sorrow. Read beyond the break to guide your tears into the proper category this year, as we take a look at what to look at for the next
We’ve had a lot of laughs here at Tears of Time over the last few months, and most of that is related to how bad a lot of the new TV shows for 2011 were. Back in September, we made our picks for the shows that we thought would make it through their first 3
You’d think that it’d be pretty easy to understand a message behind one of the world’s most well known pop songs and that by changing the lyrics it would completely undermine said message. But Cee Lo Green can’t figure that out. That guy took Imagine by John Lennon and decided to change one lyric in