According to our field reporters at our offshore holdings company in Indonesia, an earthquake has rocked and shocked that nation like the Emancipation Proclamation. The quake was a magnitude of 7.3 on the Richter scale and it happened about 260 miles off of the coast. While this doesn’t pose much threat in terms of the ground shaking, it does lead our resident Tears of Time scientists to believe that a Tsunami will strike the island nation soon, probably killing lots of people and destroying everything on land. Could this be the first of many 2012 disasters? Surf’s up, dudes.
UPDATE: False alarm. Media hype wanted this quake to cause another Tsunami like the one they had in 2004, but they were saved at the last minute, probably by Moses or something. It’s another 2012 Miracle!