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Wii U Controller Has Built In Camera

Published by in games on January 31st, 2012

Nintendo is always trying to figure out what the next big hit will be, and next time they just might have it figured out. The new controller for the Wii U console has a camera built right into it. How will this translate into better games? :( = Stop production :) = Print more.

Family Research Council Rages Over SWTOR

An upcoming update to Star Wars: The Old Republic has people with high social values up in arms. The update will allow for same sex romance options within the game. Falling in love with an alien or robot is perfectly fine, as long as one is female and one is male.

Today’s Bullshit: Google’s New Privacy Policy

If you’ve been watching this site or just reading up on any sort of tech news lately, you’ve no doubt noticed that Google and Facebook are in an eternal struggle for control of the internet. They’ve been rapidly updating their site designs as well as their policies in order to out do each other, but

DEAD: Robert Hegyes

You don’t even know who this guy was. Welcome back.

Nintendo’s Wii U: Failure to Launch

Published by in games on January 27th, 2012

Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii

CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game

Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.

Newt Gingrich: The Mind of a Child

As Newt Gingrich rises in the polls, so do attacks on his political views. As attacks on Gingrich increase, Gingrich’s attacks on his attackers increase. While his slams against democrats gain him popularity within the republican party, what he fails to realize is that the country is unfortunately not inhabited entirely by republicans.

Ravens’ Defensive Coordinator Fired, Hired.

Published by in sport on January 25th, 2012

I don’t usually care about sport enough to even read into it anymore than what’s shoved in my face. “Breaking News” today, however, as the Ravens fire Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano for doing a poor job, the Indianapolis Colts take the opportunity to hire him as the Head Coach.

Next Xbox to be Six Times as Powerful.

Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)

John/Cue\Publik’s Top 5 Affordable Gear Picks of NAMM 2012

Editor’s Note: John/Cue\Publik brings us his top picks from the National Association of Music Merchants 2012 convention. He is a regular contributor and founding member of one of our partner sites, GrimeyRepublik.org, a vibrant hip hop community site. Check them out for great news, reviews, and exclusive tracks. Tis the time of year for all

Deep Wing Discussess: The State of the Union Address

Welcome to the first official Deep Wing discussion. Deep Wing is live coverage of a topic by several Tears of Time Editors, giving you the deepest insights from the broadest range of wings. We will begin posting regarding the State of the Union Address around 8:45 PM Eastern, 7:45 PM CST. Hit refresh every few

Tonight: Deep Wing Discusses “The State of the Union Address”

Tonight at 9 PM Eastern/8 PM Central (and you can do the math to figure out whatever other time zone you’re in), the “President” will be addressing the union with information about its current status. Most of you reading this probably had no idea this was evening happening tonight. Tears of Time will be Deep

Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns”: Is Enough Enough?

Published by in tv on January 22nd, 2012

Over two months ago, we brought you word that Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns” was finally canceled. If you’re still unsure about the show being canceled, here is the definitive word: Yes, “Meet the Browns” was canceled. A show that no one had asked for based on a movie that no one had asked for

DEAD: South Carolina Voters

In a ‘stunning’ turn of events, hundreds of recently deceased voters rose from the grave to vote in ‘recent’ South Carolina elections. Few details are available at this time. Stay tuned for updates.

DEAD: Joe Paterno

Apparently God only hates you when you get caught…

DEAD: Sarah Burke

I only know you because you died.

DEAD: Etta James

It would be delightfully inappropriate if they played “At Last” at her funeral.

Review: HTC Rezound

Make: HTC Model: Rezound Carrier: Verizon So I take the phone out of the box and turn it on. Beautiful, now let me plug it into the charger and fill that fat battery all the way up. Oh, what’s this HTC? Did you not get the memo? We decided on a universal charger. What the

Google’s Personal Results Create an Insular Internet Cut Off From Society at Large

Published by in tech on January 19th, 2012

The idea is simple: search what your friends search, see what your friends see. Want to know what your friends are saying about topics you are looking for? See it right there in the search. Sounds great, eh?

Crybabies Cry Over Paula Deen’s “Hypocrisy”

You know that fat lady on TV that sits around all day making foods full of sugar and butter? You know who I’m talking about. She’s fat and she makes fattening foods on Food Network. SNL does parodies of her regularly. Welp, turns out she’s a diabetic. Type 2, AKA “the fatman’s disease.” How could

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