Nintendo is always trying to figure out what the next big hit will be, and next time they just might have it figured out. The new controller for the Wii U console has a camera built right into it. How will this translate into better games? :( = Stop production :) = Print more.
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Family Research Council Rages Over SWTOR
An upcoming update to Star Wars: The Old Republic has people with high social values up in arms. The update will allow for same sex romance options within the game. Falling in love with an alien or robot is perfectly fine, as long as one is female and one is male.
Today’s Bullshit: Google’s New Privacy Policy
If you’ve been watching this site or just reading up on any sort of tech news lately, you’ve no doubt noticed that Google and Facebook are in an eternal struggle for control of the internet. They’ve been rapidly updating their site designs as well as their policies in order to out do each other, but
DEAD: Robert Hegyes
You don’t even know who this guy was. Welcome back.
Nintendo’s Wii U: Failure to Launch
Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii
CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game
Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
Newt Gingrich: The Mind of a Child
As Newt Gingrich rises in the polls, so do attacks on his political views. As attacks on Gingrich increase, Gingrich’s attacks on his attackers increase. While his slams against democrats gain him popularity within the republican party, what he fails to realize is that the country is unfortunately not inhabited entirely by republicans.
Ravens’ Defensive Coordinator Fired, Hired.
I don’t usually care about sport enough to even read into it anymore than what’s shoved in my face. “Breaking News” today, however, as the Ravens fire Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano for doing a poor job, the Indianapolis Colts take the opportunity to hire him as the Head Coach.
Next Xbox to be Six Times as Powerful.
Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)
John/Cue\Publik’s Top 5 Affordable Gear Picks of NAMM 2012
Editor’s Note: John/Cue\Publik brings us his top picks from the National Association of Music Merchants 2012 convention. He is a regular contributor and founding member of one of our partner sites, GrimeyRepublik.org, a vibrant hip hop community site. Check them out for great news, reviews, and exclusive tracks. Tis the time of year for all
Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns”: Is Enough Enough?
Over two months ago, we brought you word that Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns” was finally canceled. If you’re still unsure about the show being canceled, here is the definitive word: Yes, “Meet the Browns” was canceled. A show that no one had asked for based on a movie that no one had asked for
DEAD: South Carolina Voters
In a ‘stunning’ turn of events, hundreds of recently deceased voters rose from the grave to vote in ‘recent’ South Carolina elections. Few details are available at this time. Stay tuned for updates.
DEAD: Joe Paterno
Apparently God only hates you when you get caught…
DEAD: Sarah Burke
I only know you because you died.
DEAD: Etta James
It would be delightfully inappropriate if they played “At Last” at her funeral.
Review: HTC Rezound
Make: HTC Model: Rezound Carrier: Verizon So I take the phone out of the box and turn it on. Beautiful, now let me plug it into the charger and fill that fat battery all the way up. Oh, what’s this HTC? Did you not get the memo? We decided on a universal charger. What the
Google’s Personal Results Create an Insular Internet Cut Off From Society at Large
The idea is simple: search what your friends search, see what your friends see. Want to know what your friends are saying about topics you are looking for? See it right there in the search. Sounds great, eh?
Crybabies Cry Over Paula Deen’s “Hypocrisy”
You know that fat lady on TV that sits around all day making foods full of sugar and butter? You know who I’m talking about. She’s fat and she makes fattening foods on Food Network. SNL does parodies of her regularly. Welp, turns out she’s a diabetic. Type 2, AKA “the fatman’s disease.” How could






























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