Apparently Dick Clark suffering a stroke will not stop CBS’s addiction to that miniscule bump in ratings that they get on the final day of every year. At this, the 40th iteration of “Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve,” viewers are scheduled to see an old man trying his damnedest to die with dignity while
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A world still retching from their unholy union now can merely dry heave out a sigh of relief as Douche Bag and Walking Tits announce that they are splitting forces despite the staggering amount of minutes they were together. With this shocking realization, the world can now talk about them another time while soaking up