Some one down in some bumfuck town near L.A. is shooting people dead outside of a beauty salon. Their reason is undisclosed at this time, but what is known is that eight people are dead. One more has Battle Damage™ and is headed off to some local hospital. That kinda sucks I guess.

The assassin opened fire inside of the crowded salon, possibly while listening to “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” on his iPod Nano. Eye witnesses said he was trying to shoot his ex-wife in the face. He was later apprehended. He may or may not have switched his iPod Nano to “Fuck The Police.”

So yeah, this guy is a dickhead for not having the common courtesy to attempt to kill his ex-wife in private, but come on now, is this really the “greatest tragedy” that Police Sgt. Steve Bowles said it was? I think not. If you live in or around L.A. you should probably be expecting this. If you’re not rocking a bullet proof vest to the beauty salon, you’re pretty much just asking to get shot. Sorry that it had to happen to those people, but if you’re gonna complain about crime, don’t live in it’s heart.