An upcoming update to Star Wars: The Old Republic has people with high social values up in arms. The update will allow for same sex romance options within the game. Falling in love with an alien or robot is perfectly fine, as long as one is female and one is male.
But This Is Fine?
Google vs. Facebook: Whoever wins, we lose.
I got a note.
Starring Matthew McConaughey & Sarah Jessica Parker
What else are these things good for?
Today’s Bullshit: Google’s New Privacy Policy
If you’ve been watching this site or just reading up on any sort of tech news lately, you’ve no doubt noticed that Google and Facebook are in an eternal struggle for control of the internet. They’ve been rapidly updating their site designs as well as their policies in order to out do each other, but these updates keep coming at the cost of the user’s privacy. Today, Google just flat out sent all of their users an email letting them know that the privacy policy has been changed.
Nintendo’s Wii U: Failure to Launch
Not to be outdone by Microsoft’s rumors about the next XBox, Nintendo has been churning out all kinds of rumors about its own next console. Some developers are saying that it will be capable of indescribable features (as in, words, pictures, and video cannot do them justice). Others are saying that the horrible name “Wii U” will be dropped in favor of something that sounds less like baby speak. And on top of all of this, Nintendo president Satoru Iwata has confirmed that their next console will be out this calendar year (though he leaves the possibility open for them to not finish by year’s end because he’s a pussy).
CNN North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game
Join us tonight at 8pm eastern to drink away the sorrows implied in our nation’s self destruction, with the Tears of Time CNN & University of North Florida GOP Debate Drinking Game. Complete list of rules after the break.
Newt Gingrich: The Mind of a Child
As Newt Gingrich rises in the polls, so do attacks on his political views. As attacks on Gingrich increase, Gingrich’s attacks on his attackers increase. While his slams against democrats gain him popularity within the republican party, what he fails to realize is that the country is unfortunately not inhabited entirely by republicans.
Ravens’ Defensive Coordinator Fired, Hired.
I don’t usually care about sport enough to even read into it anymore than what’s shoved in my face. “Breaking News” today, however, as the Ravens fire Defensive Coordinator Chuck Pagano for doing a poor job, the Indianapolis Colts take the opportunity to hire him as the Head Coach.
Next Xbox to be Six Times as Powerful.
Rumors leaking from the belly of Microsoft claim that the next Xbox will be Six times as powerful as the current generation Xbox 360. At first glance this seems like a great increase in power, but if you look just a little bit into these claims you can find the disturbing truth. (Update After Break)
John/Cue\Publik’s Top 5 Affordable Gear Picks of NAMM 2012
Editor’s Note: John/Cue\Publik brings us his top picks from the National Association of Music Merchants 2012 convention. He is a regular contributor and founding member of one of our partner sites, GrimeyRepublik.org, a vibrant hip hop community site. Check them out for great news, reviews, and exclusive tracks.
Tis the time of year for all of the music equipment manufacturers we’ve clicked “Like” on decide to flood our walls with all of their glorious new gear. Every year there’s definitely a few things that grab my attention but this year had some especially awesome stuff. I’d like to highlight some the pieces of equipment that I consider to be the most interesting. I’ve had no problem keeping it to relatively obtainable equipment as you can see there’s plenty of dope stuff to get for under a grand.
Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns”: Is Enough Enough?
Over two months ago, we brought you word that Tyler Perry’s “Meet The Browns” was finally canceled. If you’re still unsure about the show being canceled, here is the definitive word: Yes, “Meet the Browns” was canceled. A show that no one had asked for based on a movie that no one had asked for based on a play that no one had asked for has been cancelled. And yet despite this, fans of the show keep arriving on our site looking for answers to their burning questions. “Why was Meet the Browns cancelled?” several Googlers ask. “Was Meet the Bworns chanslords?” others inquire. Let’s get to the bottom of this.
DEAD: South Carolina Voters
In a ‘stunning’ turn of events, hundreds of recently deceased voters rose from the grave to vote in ‘recent’ South Carolina elections. Few details are available at this time. Stay tuned for updates.
Review: HTC Rezound
Make: HTC
Model: Rezound
Carrier: Verizon
So I take the phone out of the box and turn it on. Beautiful, now let me plug it into the charger and fill that fat battery all the way up. Oh, what’s this HTC? Did you not get the memo? We decided on a universal charger. What the fuck is this shit?
Google’s Personal Results Create an Insular Internet Cut Off From Society at Large
The idea is simple: search what your friends search, see what your friends see. Want to know what your friends are saying about topics you are looking for? See it right there in the search. Sounds great, eh?
Crybabies Cry Over Paula Deen’s “Hypocrisy”
You know that fat lady on TV that sits around all day making foods full of sugar and butter? You know who I’m talking about. She’s fat and she makes fattening foods on Food Network. SNL does parodies of her regularly. Welp, turns out she’s a diabetic. Type 2, AKA “the fatman’s disease.” How could this be possible?!? Might it have to do with eating sugary, buttery, fat filled foods?





























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