The net is a buzz today with reports of a woman controlling a robotic arm using only her brain. The underlying point of concern here is that this really isn’t a woman controlling a robotic arm using her brain, it’s a robotic arm reading the woman’s mind in order to get directions. Let’s stop right there and think about that for a moment: robots can now read our minds…
Yet They Continue To Play Stupid (For Now).
Time To Sell Greatest Hits Albums!
Hair man dies, leaves hair to cats.
DEAD: Vidal Sassoon
Why is it that the supposedly fashion forward people always look like twats who can’t dress themselves, and the people responsible for ridiculous hair styles have the most bland hair styles ever?
NBC Doesn’t Know How To Run Itself
At the end of this television season, we are seeing a lot of interesting things happening over at perennial last place network NBC. That is to say, things are getting desperate. The house that Cheers and Seinfeld built has in recent years been unable to reach the dizzying heights of yesteryear’s ratings, most notably on its once legendary Thursday night primetime line up. In the 14 years since Seinfeld‘s reign has ended, NBC has tried show after show, strategy after strategy to return to its former glory, but to no avail. Hits like Frasier and the Office have kept them afloat, but with the recent trend of viewership fleeing the sinking ship, NBC is ready for some major changes — none of which involve saving itself from drowning.
DEAD: Carroll Shelby
Legendary car designer, racer, and chicken farmer Carroll Shelby has died from death related reasons. Now Nicholas Cage can’t ruin any more of his cars.
Octomom Seeks Sympathy as She Files For Bankruptcy
The Octomom is bankrupt, both financially and morally. This should come as no surprise given that she’s a single mother of 14 children (8 of whom are octuplets). Seriously, what kind of doctor would go through with any of this crazy woman’s procedures?
Review: The Adventures of Tintin (Video Game)
Format: Game Based on a Film
Style: Action/Adventure 2D Platformer
Developer: Ubisoft
The Adventures of Tintin is a tie in game released to coincide with the film of the same name directed by Steven Spielberg. Most of the time, these licensed title video games are just complete rubbish, rushed out the door quickly in an attempt to make a quick buck, but Tintin is different. It actually is capable of sticking to the plot of the film while being entertaining in its own right. That being said, it’s not without its problems.
Today’s Bullshit: This Isn’t News
Apparently there’s all of these allegations against members of the Secret Service about them having sex with strippers and prostitutes. Why is this news? I’m not even going to link to the article about it because this kind of thing is a complete non-issue. The only reason I’m even talking about it is because the angle I’m taking on this story is about how un-newsworthy it is and how irresponsible it is for news companies to treat this as top tier information that everyone in America (and possibly the world) needs to know about.
TLC To Ask For Cash Too with Digital Lisa “Left Eye” Holo-pes
In the wake of the buzz surrounding Holo-Pac, the Me-Toos of musical irrelevance are beginning to pour out of the woodwork, sparked first by 90s female R&B trio TLC. What we have here is a case of people who have been unable to find a hit in a decade jumping on a bandwagon simply because they saw it as a profitable move for some one else and immediately diluting the waters of the hologram concept to make a quick few bucks. As you may or may not recall, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes died in a car crash about 10 years ago, so what better time to unveil a “reunion tour” of sorts than immediately after a proof of concept has been demonstrated successfully by another group of digital puppeteers?
Deep Wing: “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women” – Part 1
What follows is part 1 of a serialized publication that will eventually be bound together as a book, entitled “How to Get Money and Subsequently Confidence and Ultimately Women.” It was co-authored by D-Sane and Roostex. Stay tuned for the later sections that will help you get money, confidence, and women.
DOUBLE DEAD: Who cares?
Some guy who was famous for playing a vampire on TV 50 years ago and some guy who was in some Band are now dead. And the world keeps turning.
ALIVE: Hologram Tupac to Go On Tour, Ushers in Cyber-Rapture
After 16 years of raping the ever-loving shit out of the image of Tupac Shakur, Tupac’s Shakur’s Estate is finally considering allowing the recently unveiled Hologram Tupac out on tour with Snoop and Dre. With the added AI component, Holo-Pac will be able to interact with the crowds at his shows in completely original ways that were unplanned by its creator, which could trigger the Singularity as we are all murdered by robots bearing the image of the late rapper.



























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